“What do you believe we should do?” Asked Dante, rubbing his hair and messing it up.
“We can break up with her in the same day, that’ll teach her to use us for our riches.” Sante replied.
“What are you guys talking about?” Asked Kante as he walked into the dining hall with his plush kitty.
“We’re thinking of a plan here. A plan to scare Anetika, that money hungry….. Do you think she‘s a succubus in disguise?” Dante
“You mean ‘Boob lady’?” Asked Kante.
“Yeah, that’s her. The one you called Boob Lady. She is a threat to me, you and the dying family; she might know about our impending inheritance.” Said Dante.
“You got the idea!!! We got ourselves a plan!!!” Said Kante
“You said we need a plan to scare Anetika, scare…Anetika.”
“……I don’t quite follow.”
“We have a heavy assortment of weaponry in the mansion attic. Are you thinking what I‘m thinking?”
“………I still don’t follow.”
In middle American suburb, everyone sleeps and every household’s lights are off, all except for Anetika. She sits in her 20,000 dollar massage chair in front of a 5inch television as her nails dry in a dryer while she’s talking into her headset.
“You need another six thou?” She asked, “I’ll get you the cash……Oh yeah I found another one, but this time it’s three. Yup, three different guys who are willing to spend on me…… Yeah and girrrrl they are handsome….. The old one, Dante, has white hair and he’s so ooooh!!!! The other one, the middle child he’s also cute, but he seems average. Then the last one, the younger one, he’s a man child of some sort cause he calls me a boob lady……… Well, if a boy can’t appreciate a girl for what she has then a girl shouldn’t appreciate him but he’s so easy. I don’t have to try for the young one, I just ask for cash and he brings it to me like that, but the other two I gotta bring out the my big girls for them. The hadsome one is British, the middle one is kinda Southern, I don‘t care what the man kid is…… You know how the Brits are, class is everything there, he’s not exactly the lowest common denominator. They are off the hook, they get ahold of more jewelry than that biker guy I dated years ago. They each might be millionaires.”
While on the phone, Anetika receives an Email from Dante, he’s inviting her for a dinner tomorrow.
--Join me for a dinner at my home, 8:00pm --
“Hun, I gotta go now, need to get my beauty sleep, payday’s coming early. Bye.”
She hung up and rushed to her computer and typed her response.
--Before I come, can you buy me a jade necklace? It will look ever so lovely on my white dress. Pwety Pweeze ;3 <3--
He waited for some time until he sent his response.
-- J --
It was the night of the feast, Sante and Kante awaited for the arrival of Dante and Anetika as they both rehearsed their lines and chose their weapons of choice.
“Here they come!”
Dante drives into the mansion lot in his 67 Aston Martin, parking it near their orange Porsche.
“Awwie! You bought me my jade necklace, you are the greatest man who ever lived in this planet.” Praised Anetika.
Dante placed a fake smile on his face, “Let us go in and feast the night away till there’s no more room in our stomachs.”
They both exited the shiny car and walked towards the mansion doors, holding each other by the arm.
“Here’s my home, welcome to the Samhain estate.”
Anetika could not believe her eyes, the mansion was filled with all that is needed to show that a huge sum of money was spent on the building. Golden statues posed symmetrically on the hallway; the statues were carved to the very detail, almost as if king maidas himself turned a living being into gold.
“Are these real gold?” Asked Anetika
“Yes indeed, they’re 50 karot gold to the very core. Come now, our dinners await.”
As Anetika followed Dante, she checked her makeup and adjusted her breasts.
“bienvenue mon amour pour la salle à manger” Said Dante as he introduced the warehouse sized dinning room where flags from every country hung on the walls and the ceilings were embellished with diamonds that reflect an illuminating glow.
“Wow!! This is the type of dinning room ‘Kesha’ would have if she earned more money than god.”
“Anetika?” Said Sante behind her. “What’s my sugary bon bon doing here?”
“What are you doing here?” Asked Anetika as she grew a little nervous.
“Sugary bon bon? She’s my Clandestine Lotus!” Yelled Dante.
“Hey boob lady!!!!!!” Shouted Kante.
“Oh god. Are you all roommates or something?” Asked Anetika, but her question was not heard as both Sante and Dante continued to argue with rage rushing down their veins.
“She’s not here for you, she’s here for me! She loves my white hair!!!!”
“She loves my brown hair, she said so yesterday when we went to the theater!!” Replied Sante
“She said I was the flame keeping her warm in her life when we made love!!!”
“Ew!!!” Screeched Anetika
“She loves me more than you!” said Sante.
“She love me way more than you!”
“She don’t love me, I’m a doobie?” Shouts Kante.
“Guys!” Yelled Anetika, “You guys shouldn’t fight for me…”
“She’s right!” Called Dante “We’ll kill for her!” He pulls out a golden pistol from the inside of his coat.
Kante then pulls his blade from his sheath hidden from his side, “En Garde!”
Dante fires a bullet into Sante’s throat, leaving him crippled and numb as he fell onto the stairs behind him while holding his bloody throat.
Dante kneels before him, “Gun in a sword fight, gun in a sword fight. You should remember that next time.”
Sante activates a mechanism inside his sleeve which launched a blade in between Dante’s eyes.
“Oh my god!!!!!” Cried Anetika
“Oh no, my brothers are dead! I cannot live on, bye bye boob lady!!” Acted Kante and shoved a blade into his gut.
Frightened Anetika ran out of the mansion and never looked back.
‘Oh fuck, oh no! This can’t be right, this is all a dream. My god, oh no, no no no!!!!’
In the mansion lies Dante, Sante and Kante lying on their puddles of blood which soaked the white marble floor.
“Guys….She’s gone, we did it!” Cheered Kante as blood continued to drip out of his neck.
“Our accounts and inheritance are safe, We’ve defeated the succubus!! Those performing art classes at Cambridge sure did pay off.” Announced Dante
“Hah! Boob lady was so scared, we got her good!” Laughed Kante.
“How long till we regenretate?”
“Three hours.” Replied Kante.
“………..Should we just watch a movie while we wait?” Asked Sante.