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Anyone keeping up with this ‘Gaza/ Palestine’ thing? I say this is the most retarded thing ever. I’m on neither side of this retarded battle, the only side I choose is the ‘Stop killing each other you war mongering assholes’ side. This is dumb, why fight when you can talk like humans? Oh what am I saying, this so-called humanity is not civilized anymore, this is why I hope technology can transport souls or consciousness into other living matter because I AM GUILTY OF BEING HUMAN, or maybe into machines like in ‘Ghost in the Shell.’ We are the most dumbest, violent, fucked up race of species. I want to live as a wolf, all they have to worry about is whether a mountain will turn into a McDonalds. So here’s my final two cents on the issue, no one is winning, I see no good guy & no bad guy, all I’m seeing are innocent people dying, millions of lives being ruined & people in fear of being killed today or tomorrow. I don’t want to sound like a hippie, but I do want this war to end. Stop masturbating to nuclear missiles & start masturbating to peace. Odd set of words, but I’m just here trying to get the point across by saying things people weren’t expecting to hear.
No WAR, AGAIN:
Speaking of war, a Malaysian air jet (not the same one that went missing) got shot down by a Ukraine missile. ‘Sigh!!!’ Why did they shoot down a missile? Some say the Malaysian airline flew over enemy lines, some say the Ukraine just did it because, why not. So the true intent is in limbo, I just hope this doesn’t start World War III. I’m serious here, I’m not joking here, I don’t want to go into war. I swear, I nearly cried when I saw the ‘Breaking News’ segment while I was watching Saturday morning cartoons on television. You don’t know how bad this scared me, I have huge HUGE fears of a draft. I don’t think a war would be good for my mental health, no one’s mental health would benefit from this. The generation that would go to battle would be the same generation that has the same number of people who suffer from depression, ADHD & OCD. Spread the word, no war NO FUCKING WAR.
(PS: I’m not a dirty hippy, how the hell would I be writing this blog? Hippies hate blogs. But I do love hippie music. PINK FLOYD!!) And just like I said about the Gaza thing, stop masturbating to nuclear missiles & stop masturbating to war.
They ain’t my kids:
So, what’s happening now America? Oh yeah, besides that Hobby Lobby bullcrap. Along with that massive water drought here in Los Angeles there’s also a HUMANITARIAN CRISIS. Everyone in this fight seems to be throwing out the term ‘Illegal Immigrant’, but these aren’t illegals, they’re more refugees than illegals. Might I also add, they’re children, kids from mostly Honduras & El Salvador ( 1% Mexican) & the conditions for these refugees are horrible, prisoners in America’s prison system live in way better conditions than these kids. Crowded & packed like sardines, I thought America was all about hospitality? I thought everyone was all for ‘Family Values’? It’s gut wrenching, & I’m sick at how this country treats kids, fathers & mothers. Note that these kids are separated from their families, yup, just like prisoners from the Holocaust. I’m not done, I also blame the government down there in Honduras & El Salvador & Mexico. They keep on selling that image that America is booming, it’s booming & all is great up north. It may be good for them, but it’s not because we have more clout than any country in the world & these other countries are just sitting & laughing as they watch us kill ourselves. We got to treat those kids right, those adults right. It’s just stomach churning. Think I’m nuts, here are some pictures that I didn’t take.
As I mentioned, there’s a massive water drought here in California where everyone’s on high alert & trying to conserve water as best they can. I forget the specifics, I think you can’t water your lawn before a certain time, I don’t know. I can google search it, but I’m too lazy, plus I hate California. If you’re pissed, then why don’t you google search it? You ask. I reply with “Welcome to Jebus’ Lethargy!! Where the mouth does the talking & the body does nothing.” So there’s a water drought & it’s pretty scary since ‘Nestle’, the people behind candy & all other sorts of sugary drinks & snacks, have been bottling water from water reservoirs & selling it. I don’t know about you, but don’t you get the image of Malcom McDowell as the corporate villain in that ‘Tank Girl’ movie. It’s been soo long since I’ve seen that movie, I don’t know how it holds up (lots of people say it was crap, but I’m not the other people. I should re-watch to see how my opinion of the film will be) but I distinctly remember that film taking place in a post apocalyptic future where water is scarce & Malcom’s character is head of a corporation where they’ve privatized the water. I’m looking at the pictures of the C.E.O of Nestle & this fucking asshole looks like a European villain from a 1986 action movie. Also to put salt in the wound, this guy went on camera saying that Water should not be a right, but should be privatized. Don’t believe me, take a look at this video.
On the same topic, this has been in local news a lot, A water main broke near UCLA, wetting the students & the campus. Yup, 200million gallons shot into the air next to a college campus all because a main broke & the city shut it down, thank goodness. Still, that’s enough water to service 200,000 homes & a little fun fact it’s would fill 5000 pools. What are they doing with that water in that huge pothole? They’re just letting it evaporate into the sky. That better lead to a water storm, hoping California’s skies are arrogant. The city should at least bucket that water & take it to the spot of the drought, will it do anything? It should. God damnit, this is why the other countries call us wasteful!!!!!
Now I’m going to take a moment of my time to send a message to certain types of people that I highly doubt are reading this, if they are then listen good.
To all the elephant tamers here in America, or India, wherever they may be. Don’t fuck with elephants bro!! Don’t fuck with those crazy elephants!!!! Elephants are crazy motherfuckers & you shouldn’t fuck with them, you fuckers!!!! I’m saying ‘Fuck’ a lot, I know & I’m not apologizing because fuckers fucked with fucking elephants & they see it as all fun & games until those elephants fight back! Elephants are like people, when they’ve had enough, that is when they fight back. They’re pushed to the edge & they crave a thirst for blood. I know about the messed up videos of these elephant tamers that hit those poor elephants with bamboo sticks & leather whips & stuff. Once they start attacking those elephant tamers I just sit back & enjoy the carnage. I do that when I see videos of elephants, tigers & my favorite, Bulls. I have no remorse for idiot humans who abuse animals. Granted, there are some animal attacks that are unjust & all the fault of the animal, but most animal attacks I see or hear about are from people who abuse animals just for their pleasure. I love seeing evil humans get their comeuppance, especially when bulls or horses kick some guy & their pants come off. You got your ass handed to you by a horse both physically & literally. Sounds sick, but I would love to see a bull just tackle this guy, stand on two legs & say "Ey, ya like abusing me? I got a thrill out of it. I'm a breeding bull & I'ma share with you the bull experience."
And now here's a video of a funny (if you love anti-humor) clip from a mid-90's show. This was before YouTube was consived so if you want to watch real human exploitation (in America) then you would watch the FOX channel.
List of Cop shows:
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ( I guess his day wasn’t a Groundhog Day. YYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!)
Law & Order: SVU (They should just call it (Law & Order: Dead Raped Body Patrol)
Law & Order UK (I’d like to see that one actually.)
NCIS ( STAY AWAY FROM HER!!)
Bones (Apparently this show was based off a real person who worked in a police department examining human skeletons)
Hawaii Five ‘O (The remake, not the original classic. Why’s that still on the air?)
Brooklyn Nine Nine (Starring that annoying curly haired douche from ‘Saturday Night Live’)
Gang Related (This one barley aired & it looks bland)
The Following (I only saw one episode & I can’t catch up anymore.)
Cops (The reality show)
Also there are some shows that ended their run that are back in syndication, but I cannot track most of all that are on the air. So as you see, I’m not one for network television because most of all that they’re airing are the same, pin by numbers police crap that is both boring & just clichéd. I don’t have a dislike of cops, but I want to see something much more than just cops or at least something new in the cop show genre. There was that ‘Almost Human’ show that tried to be new, it was about a guy who is partners with a cyborg cop & they did it pretty good, but the ‘FOX’ channel decided to air the episodes out of order (just like the way they raped ‘Firefly’). So the cop shows now are always an ensemble show where you have that hard boiled cop, the nerdy forensics group, the black guy, the asian woman & the eccentric hacker because all hackers wear late 90’s goth wear. Also you occasionally get that cop hater that hates cops & is always the villain. I’m not saying all cop related shows are terrible, but all that I’m seeing are cop dramas & there should be diversity. I want an ‘Escape from L.A’ television series where we follow Snake Plissken to all parts of the world after the events of the movie, maybe even a prequel where we see Snake with both eyes doing his early exploits. Most of the diversity I’m seeing in television is on those cable channels, the channels I doubt anyone can afford in this day & age. I also want a show based off of ‘T.J Laser’, I doubt anyone will think that reference as obscure.
Here’s another story from my life I want to tell here so listen up. Back in 5th grade I was 11 or 10 years old, my classroom was signed up to be almost like a mentor to 5 year old kids. I don’t know why we did this at the time & I still to this day do not know why we did this. Probably some birth control thing, I don’t know. So everyone was mentoring a child who was shorter than them, I got this little girl with big eyes & crazy hair. I forgot her name, I’ll just call her ‘Crazy-hair’. So I was set up with Crazy Hair & she would not listen to my commands. Oh don’t get this twisted, I didn’t want her to do my EVIL BIDDING but I told her nicely to stop playing on the stair railings because then she’d break a leg or arm. She didn’t listen to me & she liked to bite my arm a lot. So yeah, I can officially say I mentored a girl who liked to bite my arm. How many mentors can say that?
I’d like to stay & chat but seems like nothing interesting has happened in life, just living the rest of this summer break in a dull manner. I could talk about the Nintendo 64 games I’m playing, but that’s boring, I’d rather show gameplay footage of that. So that’s about it, this is probably the most fucked up entry I’ve done yet, I talked about my fear of this Gaza/ Palestine/ Ukraine shit, Privatizing water & treating kids like prisoners, but I also talked about stuff that I shouldn’t be pissed about but unfortunately am pissed at like the sudden surge in cop dramas/ cop related stuff & topped it off by talking about a little girl who liked to bite my arm. I don’t know where she is now, but I’m pretty sure she grew up to be that prom queen who still likes to bite peoples arms. Good luck out there.
I’m signing off, good day or good night to you all.
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I’d like to say good day, goodnight, depends where you are & at what time. If you’re reading this in a café at night, make sure you are armed with pepper spray or a Louisville slugger (Baseball bat) & don’t take shit from thugs. Am I condoning vigilantism? No, I’m just saying to be safe out there, tons of baddies out there & batman doesn’t exist. ‘Sigh’, I wish he existed. Bye Bye!!!
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