This has been a strange week in news, there was the whole Bundy Ranch thing where I have no clue what the fuck was going on with that. I was mighty busy that week going to class and working on the season finale of ‘Adventures in Pancakes’ so I’m sorry to all of you wanting to hear about this whole land thing that sounds like some Disney flick. Really, the whole deal with people wanting one person’s land is like a Disney film featuring talking cows. All I know is there’s some shady stuff happening when if came to the end of the protest. News outlets say that the agents gave the ranchers back the cattle to prevent the protesters from getting harmed, sounds fishy right? If these armed authorities did not want to harm the protestors, why the hell did they have tear gas canisters & rifles, as well as a sniper hiding in a highway? I hate to sound like a anti-corporate hippie but this whole thing has gotten mainstream whitewashed. That’s another reason why I’m confused as all hell on this news story. If anyone can give me the true, digest sized story, that’d be great.
I have a question to ask these anti-illegal immigration (more like Anti-Mexican people since they only focus on Mexicans), if you don’t want illegals in your nation (America), then why are you putting them in American prisons? Day in & Day out I see footage of Mexican illegals in prisons, separated from their families amongst rapists and murderers. They don’t look like criminals (but then criminals have looks that are deceiving) so why are they in prisons? If they were runaways, wouldn’t they be warned by the Mexican government to be on the lookout for a two-timing thug runaway? Or wouldn’t there be a cop from Mexico in the U.S hunting down those criminals? (Yeah, I just referenced the plot to ‘Black Rain’) My opinion is both illegal immigrants are nothing but easy prey for private prisons; private prisons get money for every inmate they hold. But that’s just one of my theories.
This next rant is not about politics but it’s something that’s been biting my back so here I go. By the time this entry is posted will be after the ‘Blood Moon’ eclipse. I was at home all day on Saturday as my parents watch this Spanish show (I forgot the name, but it’s some ‘Vaudeville’ kind of show, like all of them.) and on that stupid show there is a woman who is a ‘Psychic’. I don’t believe psychics exist, David Blaine is nothing but a charlatan as well as all the other psychics that exist. So this woman comes on stage and these gullible people believe everything this ass looking woman says (trust me, this woman looks like ass. She looks like that woman who was arrested in L.A giving illegal plastic surgery). This woman mentions stuff about some female celebrity her predictions (more like commentary) on why she didn’t have an abortion. Her response “She knew that god would punish her is she had an abortion.” And the audience begins to clap at that response which did not really involve anything psychic. Then she talks about the reason why the moon will turn red this Tuesday morning. “Because god is giving us a message about the earthquakes that have flooded Chile.” No science facts, just responding made up bullcrap using god as a crutch. Also they edit their footage of her ‘predictions’ to make it sound as if she made her predictions earlier, thus making it sound like she can predict events in the far future.
From the quotes I’ve stated, you can tell she’s nothing but a religious nut disguised as a psychic. Why am I pissed, a smart person as myself shouldn’t be pissed by a woman tricking the idiot masses. MY PARENTS BELIVE EVERYTHING THIS FUCKWHORE IS SAYING!!!! This pisses me off, I thought my parents were smarter than this, they taught me the importance of education & aspiring to be something you will have fun doing and they’re watching gunk that would even make RSP kids say ‘That’s dumb’. I am ashamed since they were not seeing her in a ‘hahahhahahah, this bimbo/ it’s so bad, it’s funny’ kind of viewing but in a ‘She is a soothsayer.’ As you can tell from the writing I am very very very fucking frustrated, it’s not everyday your parents follow something very retarded than what you’re used to. Parents of the world, want to be an outstanding example for your kids, BE SMART, BE SAFE and DON’T BE A DICK AND DON‘T BE STUPID! And another thing, don’t be buzz kill parents. Just because your parents made your childhood depressing, doesn’t mean that gives you a right to make your kids stoop down to your emotional state. I’m not a parent, but aren’t parents supposed to do what’s best for their kids instead of making their life complete shit? The thing that pisses me off is when parent treat their kids like crap just because they gave birth to them, that’s bullocks (added some British slang there.).
This week I will not be adding commentary on a list of movies that have been viewed already, but will comment on movies that will soon be coming to DVD!!!
What triggered this idea? Well, there’s a blog out there on the interwebs called ‘Trailer Park’ at Geekjuicemedia.com in which a collection of the sites’ writers provide commentary on the weeks’ upcoming theatrical releases. Yes, I’m stealing their idea but I’m going to do it on DVD releases so suck on it! I’m kidding, they inspired an idea for me to do this and all credit for the idea goes to Alex Jowski or whoever thought up of the idea.
So let’s delve into what mediocrity modern studio cinema has to offer.
Coming soon to DVD and Cassette…oh wait Blu-Ray, sorry about that. Or if you’re cheap enough and go to ‘Walmart’ a lot then you’ll find these titles in a ‘Redbox’ (video rental vending machine to all of you who don’t know what that is).
Ride Along 4/15: Watch a former rapper and the other is a sorta-funny man (who doesn’t seem funny in this film) bicker over cop stuff. Fun for the whole family.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 4/15: They should re-title this film as ‘DAY DREAMS OF A HIPSTER’.
The Nut Job 4/15: An hour and thirty minutes full of meta jokes involving nuts and testicles. X-rated porn fest, yeh yehah!!!
Black Nativity 4/15: Not starring Tyler Perry. I was expecting this film to be a Blaxploitation flick with Jim Kelly and Fred Williamson protecting baby jesus from racist white guys who are out to resurrect Hitler. I would love to see that film. In a serious note here, did you hear Fred Williamson is trying to get funding to make a sequel to ‘Original Gangstas’. I enjoyed that flick, it was like a good old reunion of the Exploitation action heroes from the 70’s. Cool movie, I recommend it.
Philomena 4/15: More like ‘WHITE PEOPLE TRYING TOO HARD TO MAKE WHITE PEOPLE LAUGH BUT WHITE PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN THAT’.
Bettie Page Reveals All 4/22: I have nothing but one thing to say, that is ‘I LOVE BETTIE PAGE, I WANNA SEE THIS!!!!’ I’m a bit of a pinup girl enthusiast.
Devil’s Due 4/29: I will say this now before I forget to plan a rant about this. I am sick and tired of this current state of Horror. I am tired of the floating furniture, CGI ghosts and the contortionist devil girls being used as ‘Shock Value’ in horror films today. I wanna see some slimy creatures, freaky ass aliens and some gross monsters. Jump scares are good, not when they’re done every three seconds!!
I Frankenstein 5/13: I hate this film. Keep on raping those universal movie monsters I adored as a kid.
Vampire Academy 5/20: Is the whole Vampire thing still in effect? To all the tween girls, are vampires still the ‘in’ thing?
Endless Love 5/27: A remake of a shitty movie from the 80’s (that was directed by the same guy who directed the 60‘s version of ‘Romeo And Juliet). The Cinema Snob reviewed the 80’s movie and even he said the remake is worse than the 80’s film. Bless than funny funny man!
Journey To The West 5/27: OOOHHH!!!! OOOHHHHH!!!! OOOHHH!!! Stephen Chow is in this, I fucking love Stephen Chow!!!!! This will be a hoot.
Earnest & Celestine 6/17: Oh, another one that I would love to see.
I thought the last remaining films were going to be crap, I’ll do this again sometime.
I believe this is it, for now, and not much has happened this week. Nothing but red moons (which may or may not be connected to female ovulation), land dilemmas that I did not understand, Mexican illegal internment camps (PRISIONS) & psychics using god as a shield for the stupid people. Sometime this week I might write a short story in place of the empty time slot I have now that ‘Adventures in Pancakes’ is done. I’m working on some series for the site that I cannot wait to post, hopefully my ideas drive me to finish it and hopefully my lethargy lies buried deep into the ground.
See you guys later and keep on circulating those tapes!