“But we stole the native american’s land.”
That coming from the same people who are ignoring the news of the Dakota Pipeline because “It doesn’t bring in the viewership.” It’s all a hypocrisy. They’re not even taking the initiative to at least alter the holiday from it’s original cosmetic of white kids dressing up as natives. Instead they’re just doing away with it & skipping to Black Friday where greed is acceptable, nobody counts their blessings & we raise the young to believe that if they don’t get anything, then that is the equivalent of child molestation. Apparently not getting your kid a smartphone means you would sell your children for crack & that’s the way kids are being raised with the mass corporate presence.
Anyway, that’s my opinion, Christmas can go fuck itself. Same can be said for Easter, if he/she celebrates easter then he/she is a hoe.
Excuse the angry intro, this is Blogbabble, welcome to another time wasting blog entry & no, we’re not going to talk about Fuher McCheese BUYING the presidency. I’m sick of the repeatative news, I’m sick of both sides of the political spectrum talking with their whiny bullshit. I’m tired. Both sides suck in that matter & I’m not taking that statement back.
As of now I’m putting a silence to that aspect of politics because I’m just too damn tired. Everywhere I go it’s TRUMP THIS, TRUMP THAT! I’m fucking sick of it. And now for the news.
I AM IRONMAN! NANANANANANA! VOTE FOR ME!
Let’s talk the shit that nobody’s talking about.
I bet most of you forgot that the election was more than just a presidential election. Yeah, state representatives were up for reelection as well as US Senators. California got a win-win situation with US senators between Democrat: Kamala Harris & Democrat: Loretta Sanchez, both illegal immigrant supporters & both against the TPP. Cali’s in good hands when it comes to the war against the TPP, so if you voted one over the other, freedom still wins at the end of the day. Despite voting for president, representatives & a few props, these ballots were confusing & confusing to read through. As someone who doesn’t read legalese for fun or spend nights jerking off to C-SPAN, I had such a hard three weeks reading the material I received in the mail. I’m talking ballots & the additional booklets that contained info & written arguments by the people for or against the propositions. Now I’ll say those arguments are basically whiny He Said/ She Said battles that reminds me more of people fighting over social media. I read them just to check out if any of these guys says something that would spark my interest. None, I kinda wasted my time & reading those arguments almost made me vote ‘NO’ on all of these props. It’s a human tendency for the negative to outweigh the positives, especially as someone like me who has trust issues.
That’s the thing about politics, the ballots & props are written just for average joes to be confused, for them to vote whatever they want without looking at both sides & probably shooting themselves afterwards for the guilt of accidentally voting in a law that screws the little guy over. It’s a sick sick game that politics is.
When I was at the polls I looked at all the people in the booths & I could tell this was the first time they were looking over the propositions. They were busy shouting pro-Hilary & pro-Trump sentiments, they forgot the election had more in store that which jack off got the presidency. They were scanning their little pens at the text, believing they’re going to make the right choice. Am I the only nerd there that was on those booths just punching in the holes similar to the choices I outlined in my practice ballot? I guess I am. As much as I hate ‘No Child Left Behind’ for shoving decades of testing down my childhood & teen years, I’m glad to see that it has made me an expert test taker. I wanted to get out of there so badly, it was crowded, the air conditioner wasn’t on & people’s quirks sadly piss me off. The lines were disorganized, the people had kind of a bitchy attitude (The middle aged ones but the young ladies were nice & smiley. I was kinda scared by them), the space was too fucking small (As opposed to the big ass gym I first voted in back in 2012) & people took their sweet ass time to vote. I voted at a gym for a dog spa, that’s some green party bullshit there. “Oh look at me, I have a Pomeranian poodle, drive a Prius & watch movies on a tablet.”
JAJAJAJAJAAJA!!! They sicken me J
It think that whole thing was a setup to stall the liberal vote, of course, the conservative right system wants the little guy to loose. Well, fuck ‘em. I got no idea if I voted for the right things or the wrong things. All I know is pot is legal & porn stars will still be able to have sex without condoms, which made me think why it was on the ballot again. That same condom law was passed back in 2012, I remember Jayden Cole & Jaydem Jaymes brought on a legal expert on their pod cast to talk about the law. Why was this a law again? Also, the death penalty was up for grabs, but that lost the vote. DEMOCRACY!!!!
There was one prop I could of sworn was designed just to rape a person’s mind. Proposition 59, from what I got from this prop is it would limit political spending which is the reason why we still get shitty political ads up the ass & just like that line in ‘Beyond the Valley of the Dolls’ “Money talks & bullshit walks.” There’s too many money in politics, that’s why so many bullshit laws are passed because some congressman or board member was bought & paid for. So the prop limits political spending, but at the same time there’s a line that says ‘Corporations should not have the same constitutional rights as human beings.’ So they want corps to be above the law, immune to punishment? Is that what it says because that’s what I’m getting from this. I looked high & low online to see if anyone had strong opinions on this. None was found, the only crap I found was on the state website the pros & cons said by the whiny bastards who agree or disagree with it. Well, it won the vote so we’ll see what happens, hopefully political workers don’t get bribed bunt cake. That’s what’s up with all these laws, there’s a good or bad side to it, it’s up to the voter to see which outweighs the other & hope you don‘t get raped then shot. The rest of the ballot is full of money issues related to the city like spending cash for this, spending cash for that. ’Sigh’ California & the whole U.S is already in a deficit so I won’t bore you with that money shit.
Normally I’d say shit like “You’re a pussy if you got overly emotional & stressed by this election”, but I won’t. This election cycle has made a number on all of us, including me. I made said something about election stress which I thought was something I made up out of my screwed up mind, according to former editor (And awesome friend) Junette Pierre sent me a link about Election stress & it’s real. There’s video of people watching the debates & throwing chairs at the TV set from all the bullshit. It’s real. That’s scary, like some kinda ‘Videodrome’ thing. The medium is the message.
There’s a reason why I spent almost a month studying this shit & hella-frustrated when it didn’t make sense in the long run, I tried my best not to vote for something that ends up screwing with me, my family & everyone I care for. That’s the thing about learning democracy in school, they teach you how to vote or how to cheaply win votes, but they don’t teach you to deal with the decisions you make as a voter. I admit, In 2012 when I first voted I was ecstatic, when it came to city politics I voted on an initiative to create new water replenishing plants. The optimism of voting something that would benefit California was a trick which lead to one of my favorite parks being fenced off. It’s sad, the park I used to go to as a kid is now this big patch of land full of dead grass & the water on the lake had been sucked out & all the ducks are gone (Maybe even dead). If you live around Harbor City (Specifically around Harbor Village) you’ll know which park I’m talking about. I still feel bad to this day & that served as cautionary lesson for me to look at both sides of the ballot when voting. I hope they don’t kill the library.
RICH & FAMOUS PEOPLE NEED TO DIE
Recently there have been so many stories of rich people being such assholes, more than ever. You had that one cunt piece of shit Heather Brech raise the price on EpiPens, pens that people with allergies use so they don’t die. Along with that you had Brock Turner getting away with rape, then you got Caitlyn Jenner getting away with death from that car crash months ago. If you’re rich or famous, you can get away with murder. There’s that show called ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ with Viola Davis, that whole show should have ended in three seconds with only one episode. What a sick future we’re living in.
I can’t believe I’m putting a ‘trigger warning’ on this part of the blog. I’m joking with what I’m about to say, don’t blame me, this is just locker room banter here. It’s a joke, not a dick, don’t take it in so hard. Some of these mentally ill, so-called ‘Angels of Death’ that lurk around their parents basements & have a cache of assault weapons should go to wall street, then Hollywood & just kill the rich that get away with shit like this. Quit shooting up public schools, quit shooting up innocent middle America suburbia & kill the people who really deserve it.
Now that I got that out of the way, let’s see how many emails I get & no, I’m discounting those goddamn scam artist emails I’ve been getting recently. Seriously, I recently got one from some ‘Woman’ who claims she’s emailing people for donations. I sent my response:
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What is your favorite Death Grips album, or from any other artist?
Mine’s ‘Bottomless Pit’. First listened to that at a thrift shop while shopping for pulps.
Recently a show premiered on the ‘A&E’ network that just drove me up the wall. What’s A&E? Well, it used to mean ‘Arts & Entertainment’, now it stands for ‘Assholes & Eynuses’.
In all seriousness the channel is systematically scaring the audience into fearing the law which sounds totalitarian. In between their airings of more or less lighthearted programming like ‘Born This Way’ (The reality show following a handful of young adults with down syndrome living life like everyone else) & degrading crap like that one show I believe is called ‘Blind Marriage’ (Where contestants get married to people they don’t know & that‘s the schtick), the whole channel is full of criminal justice porn that is pretty scary. Whether it be crime investigating shows like ‘The first 48’ & degrading but sometimes funny shows like ‘Beyond Scared Straight’ where these ‘hardened’ thug kids are sent to a tour inside prison to get yelled at by real convicts. It’s funny when these 12, 15 year olds are like “I’m da biggest thug in da hiztory of thuggery!” Then some convict says something like “I had sexual relations with your grandmother. We had a shanty time.” and the kids are crying their guts out like “Waahhhh!! I don’t wanna do no thuggery anymore! I’ll be a good boy, ya see!” It’s funny.
Believe it or not there’s a new show that puts criminal justice porn into another subgenre. Ladies & gentlemen, may I introduce you to what I’m calling the ‘Alt-Right Criminal Justice Porn’. What began this sub-genre, a show called ‘Live PD’ where its gimmick is we as the audience are watching a live feed of cops doing their job. Um, while it didn’t have a live feed, there’s another show that predates this show & it was called ‘COPS’ which was filmed on location with the men & women of law enforcement. All suspects shown were prosecuted in a court of law.
What makes this Live PD show tick? Well seeing the advertisements for this show, it was all too clear & pretty blatant that this show has an agenda. Basically the show advertised itself as: “Oh, you believe Black Lives Matter? Well fuck you, you doobie smoking jazz negro. We’re gonna show you that cops are doing their job!” and it’s one of the vilest pieces of propaganda I’ve ever seen. I bet you the same people who are pushing this show are the same people who are against putting body cameras on law enforcement.
Now I’m not anti-cop, but I do believe the way the cops are trained needs to be re-evaluated & overturned. For a while now they stopped being trained like cops & are being trained the same way our country trains soldiers for overseas deployment. The assholes who systematically enforce shit like ticket quotas & command cops to shoot at protestors are the same fucks who are pushing propaganda like ‘Live PD’. That’s all that it is, it’s propaganda trying to hawk their agenda of “If you don’t like what cops are doing, there’s nothing wrong with cops, there’s something wrong with you & you possibly may be working for ISIS.”
I seriously hope the show doesn’t get that much viewership, if not then expect to see more of this bullcrap. Hell, maybe we can even have a reality show on clerks at the DMV & are show in an exciting light. Oh good god, next year my ID is gonna expire & I’m already in dread for that upcoming trip to the DMV where I spend lord knows how many hours with other people’s annoying social quirks, trying hard to read a book with all the noise. Yippie, adulthood.
I am done with the polti-speak for now, let’s move on to another one of ‘Jebus’ True Hollywood Stories’. Well, not Hollywood, but you know where I’m going with this. This is going to be a thing from now on. There’s always something to talk about on this blog, but one thing all blogs have in common is that the writers tell personal stories. In my case it won’t be anything serious, but if the moment ever rises I‘ll tell some serious stuff while trying to be funny about it.
JEBUS’ TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES
So this past weekend I went to a 15 year old’s birthday party. Who was the 15 year old? I have no fucking clue. That’s the thing with me & ‘Family’ if you want to call them that. Besides my parents, sisters & a few people from my mother’s side, I have no fucking clue who anyone is in my dad’s side & I have no clue who anybody is from my mom’s side, besides the few I know. I think we’re the black sheep of the family universe & I’ve no problem with that, don’t have to deal with drama. Whoot whooot!!!! To all of you who are planning to get married into a Mexican family, that’s the crazy shit you have to deal with. It isn’t just granparents & a few cousins, it’s a fucking universe of family that somehow includes ancestors that still won’t die.
Why did I go to this party? One reason why anyone goes to parties, food. It’s either being along at home & eating the same crap I’ve been eating every night or going out, dealing with people but getting my hands on some tasty grilled grub. Let me get this straight, I’m not one to dance or flirt with anyone at a party, mainly because it was all family, but I at least expected something entertaining to happen. It was one of the most boringest birthday parties I’ve been to, not exaggerating. First off let me remind you that this was a party for a 15 year old. Now I wasn’t expecting some ‘Animal House’ debauchery complete with panty raids & copious amounts of beer, but I wasn’t expecting a funeral home luncheon. There was a piñata & a jumper for the younger kids, at least they were having fun, but at a 15 year old’s party? Well the birthday boy did that specifically for the kids & I can dig that. Without the jumper or piñata, the children would most assuredly would have rioted. That’s very considerate of him, but what about all of us who are too old for jumpers, but not old enough to be with the older folks? Nothing, all I did was sit there with all the older folks, eat some food (Three hot dogs & they were pretty damn delicious) & watch the very little stars that were above.
That’s another thing, if you don’t mind my side rant, California is so damn polluted with light! You can’t see shit besides two stars (That may or may not be a satellites) & the moon, that crusty ass bitch.
So there was this guy, this 60 70 year old who’s been shouting shit like “Come on everyone, let’s dance!” & he did that from 8pm (When I arrived) till 12am (Just as I was leaving). Good god, it was sad to be honest. The whole backyard was full of middle aged men, including my dad, very few women & the few younger women were busy tapping away on their phones. Then there was this one annoying fucktard, more annoying than the old dance man, who continued on & on about his whole “I know science because I say a lot of words.” He was a moron, he basically stated the obvious. “Why does the moon have a halo around it? Because it’s above the clouds.”
‘Sigh’, I should have been rewarded for not attempting to choke than man out.
For something like this, the best thing that could have happened was to either project a movie outdoors or go inside to watch a movie (any movie for that matter. I didn’t care, I could have sat through an Adam Sandler movie) or at least play a fucking game. Nope, it was all “Let’s just sit on our plastic seats & let the party music play on some speakers with party lights while nothing happens. They were playing their music on the Pandora app, that’s fucking hilarious. So in between Mexican party music would be an ad for boob surgery & other bullshit. That’s the only enjoyment I had, once the music ended it stopped being entertaining.
It was so boring, so fucking boring I got bored playing ‘Tetris’ on my GameBoy. How in fuck does someone get bored playing tetris? The party was so boring, it made me bored to do stuff that would of taken my boredom away! And I must ask, who the fuck has a party from 8pm till 12am where nobody does nothing? It was that grueling.
To top off boredom & being angry, put in some ‘Depression’ & oh boy, that party was the opposite of ‘Turnt’ and ‘Lit’. So mom has this thing where she feels if someone is full form eating & doesn’t want to eat cake or some other plate of food, then to her that’s a symbol of being a fucking asshole. After eating three hotdogs & trying to watch my intestines, you got mom coming to me asking if I wanted another plate of food. When I said ‘no’, she gave me this look as if I killed her dad or something. Like, sheesh, calm down mom. The food is great, I’m just full & I don’t think I’ll be able to eat more. So throughout the night she had this look like she was saying “How dare you not want more food you goddamn fattie. I should have given you up to adoption when I had my chance back in1993.”
At least I wasn’t that one chick from that Christmas party I went to several years ago!
And now, a story within a story: So in this Christmas party there was this one crazy woman who was at the party, she was this young woman who thought she was trendy for using internet slang like ‘Lol’ and crap like that, to top it all off she was a stupid, overtly religious woman who thought she could convince my mom to join the Baptist religion. So she brought over a friend who didn’t really talk to anyone, nor was she related to anyone. Whatever, anyone was welcome. So she was offered food, it was purely Mexican food. When I say Mexican food I’m not talking that Americanized bullshit like shell tacos & so-called Mexican food that came out of a Martha Stewart cookbook, I’m talking real Mexican food. Posole, Tamales, Carne Asada, the real shit! Well this one lady was offered food, she rejected it because of one of thee most stupid reasons ever, “It looks too spicy.”
So what ended up happening was this bitch ordered Chinese food & ate that in a party where food was being served. Hey, I’m not shitting on Chinese food, I love a good bowl of chow mein, orange chicken & some wonton, but why do it in a party where food is offered? I understand there are issues like Food Allergies, but this person wasn’t even warned about it. I think that is more insulting than whatever the fuck I did. So add depression to the list of feelings I felt at the party, because when moms are angry, that makes anyone feel shittier than they already were.
To wrap this story up, the party was so boring, I’ve been to middle school pizza parties that were more ‘turnt’ than this. Also I learned two good lessons here. I’m thankful I never had that birthday party I wanted when I turned 15, because I’m sure a sure can be that my parents would have pulled that same shit. Don’t invite your friends, don’t take out your games (Not even those Dungeons & Dragons box sets you bought because no one wants to play your American weeb shit.), no one wants to watch your movies & no gifts because we ain’t no charity. We’ll only have a grill outside, invite your family & do nothing.
Like I said, I wasn’t expecting crazy nuisances like in that party scene in ‘Sixteen Candles’ or ‘Animal House’, but aren’t parties supposed to be, you know, fun?
So I’m thankful I wasn’t subjected to that crap & that’s what THANKSGIVING is all about, being thankful for the shit you have & the shit you don’t have to face.
Happy THANKSGIVING everyone. I say this now before I forget.
So this may be the last Blogbabble……for this month. I’m taking a break, but watch out, there will be more coming. I’m taking a well needed break from Blogbabble & focus on finding a way to get those ‘Adventures in Pancakes’ comic strips up online. If you weren’t in the know, there were some technical difficulties with Weebly & uploading comics. Since I bought a scanner to scan full pages I’ve been having difficulty uploading images & being unable to let people read the image in an uncompressed view. I’d like to upload individual panels like I used to do, but that would take too much work & I’m looking for a way to upload the full page rather than specific panels. I’m looking for something like a widget in the form of an HTML code of some kind that would let people zoom in, enlarge images & scan the panels freely. If I can’t find something like that, then that means I’ll have to stop posting the comics on the site (Which I don’t want to do) & I’ll have to build an account at some other website where people can view the comics like DeviantArt. I don’t want to do this because I want everything on BlackTime E-Press. I’ve been tinkering with the idea of posting some of the stuff on other websites, but like I said I want everything on the site. So that’s happening. The all-new episode of ‘The Woman Lost in the City of Gods & Devils’ will be up on Thanksgiving Day & after the shitstorm that happened last episode, you’ll want to know what happens next.
On that note I bid you have a good week, try to be calm in this political climate, don’t succumb yourself to being ruled by totalitarianism & don’t be a boring person.