…..Way to go America, way to go. You guys wanted the nation to cosplay as a dystopian nation from 1984, now you’re going to get to. Oh yeah, Orwell soo wrote that book as a clever instructional ‘How To:’ guide. You assfarts just elected a corporation as president! Oh, but thank god we didn’t elect that creature with ovaries who can menstrate. Like I said previously, I’m took the Chomsky way out & electing the one who will stab us then rape us, rather than the one who will rape us & continue to rape us because Trump knows he can’t let the suffering end. Now before I begin talking shit & taking savage shots, let’s review how the media just influenced & continues to influence the masses. Didn’t matter whether they were talking positively or negatively on Trump, the media played a part in getting Trump more airtime than any of the other candidates. Every damn time his anus of a mouth sharted off to his minions of upper middle class conservatives, the cameras were there & the reporters were talking about him like they had something new to share. There was no difference in the news stories brandishing the name Trump. Besides the other mainstream outlets (ABC, CBS, NBC, Univision), Fox News began talking negatively on trump, they slowly but surely began riding on his D & showering themselves in his jissm. Fox News is full of cunts & fucks who would get pissed on by Trump & call it rain. You know what they say, if you can beat them, join them. That’s a theme you’ll be seeing a lot when I get to the cabinet picks.
Nobody gave the same airtime to Hilary, the media just ignored Sanders & who the fuck would give airtime to clowns like Ben Carson & Jeb Bush. Do any of you people even remember those two republican nominees? One was a black republican (a walking contradiction if you ask me) and the other was a cowboy hat wearing, son of another idiot who was also elected President. Jeb Bush used the potty like a big boy, yet even that wasn‘t enough to get the well needed votes. Trump is a trust fund baby. Oh hard work will get you far in life, says the guy who spent his life in high skyscrapers, eating oyster shit decorated in gold studs, eating off of the skull of poverty stricken Indians who died working on his dick tower because the emperor has no dick & is spending copious amounts of money to compensate. He bought his wife with money he himself did not earn & all his colleges are failing. Why is he president? Now, shall we move on.
Wasn’t there a law that prevented corporations from getting higher entry jobs like being in charge of a country? Oh course not, the founding fathers didn’t envision corporations when writing the constitution, or did they? It seems like every second corporations are getting more & more power each second. “But Jebus, corporations are just a group of people like you & me.” Well, then why aren’t they getting the same treatment & same types of consequences as the average person? If I litter in a public spot & the cops see me, they’ll either tell me to pick it up while waving a baton around. Wait a minute, do cops have batons nowadays? Either I get smacked in the face with a slim jim or they’ll give me a $1000 ticket for littering because California always has to find a way to charge people up the urethra for stupid shit, thank you Jerry Brown. How many times have we heard of car companies & worse, Pharmaceutical companies paying people off their products caused the death of an innocent person? Why aren’t they getting charged with murder? Especially the pharmaceutical companies who treat the public as expendible guinea pigs for testing their dick enlargement pills & transvaginal mesh products. Toyota was the first way back when, this was when their Prius model had shitty brakes, an elderly man died in the wreck & the family sued. Well all they did was pay off the family, let the problem reside. It wasn’t until later when more claims came & that’s when they decided “I think we should fix the brake problem.” Which is what should have happened after the first claim!!! Don’t get me started with the BP oil spill, now that’s a can of worms that includes bribing the seaside towns & heavy media manipulation.
So as I was originally going to say, Trump is clearly in the pocket of the corporations & of course he’ll do whatever he can to give the hookup to his corporate friends. It’s already clear, look at his troupe of aids riddled, spoiled pieces of shit he’s chosen for his cabinet. If his cabinet doesn’t make you weep for the death of freedom & civil liberties, then you need to go to the eye doctor.
I’m going to skip the few mainly for time, I don’t want to spend all day calling out all of Trump’s picks or else we’ll be here all day.
Department of Treasury: Steven Mnunchin. A movie producer behind ‘Avatar’ (A movie people have forgotten), X-Men (Doesn’t say which ones) & …. ‘sigh’, American Sniper. Yeah, that movie that basically says “Killing middle eastern brownies is COOL!” I despise that movie’s message & I also despise it as an action movie. Seriously, leaving aside the fake baby doll, the film’s effects are so shitty I thought I was watching a Nostalgia Critic video. Also, he was a former senior exec at Goldman Sacs, so pick your poison. He has no political experience, at all. Just like Trump.
Oh & here we go with the one everyone’s going mad about.
Department of Justice: Jeff Sessions. Why does Trump like Sessions? They both share their common love for ignorance & has sucked Trump‘s dick since the beginning. He’s spoken out against the ‘Voting Rights Act’, an act that prevents discriminating people from voting. In a time when we just experienced & heard of people being rejected from the voting polls, is he someone we want? He calls it ‘Intrusive’. Yeah, because letting colored people or homosexuals vote is intrusive to letting our dictator get the votes he deserves! Fuck Jeff Sessions, he reminds me of Arizona, the state. I don’t see this faring well.
Department of Homeland Security: Gen. John Kelly. Kelly is a girl’s name! Having a veteran who’s worked at Guantanamo Bay (GitMo) as a guy running Homeland Security? Why do I get visions of armed troops with full on body armor searching a family’s car in the Mexican/ US border & scanning their eyes like in that one scene in ‘I Am Legend’? We’re already treating immigrants like shit, what makes you think someone who’s worked at GitMo wouldn’t make it shittier? A few years ago we just had a humanitarian crisis at the border complete with overcrowding & a bunch of protestors telling children (Who cross the border alone without their parents) to go back to their own country. What makes Trump think he will handle another one of those in a humane way?
Department of Health & Human Services: Tom Price. Someone who’s outspoken against Obamacare & is working with Pence to repeal it. After two (or was it three?) years of hearing all this shit about Obama care, I have no one sided stance on it. I see a lot of bullshit & a lot of positives with Obmamacare. On one side we got people who are still paying a lot under obamacare & we got people leaving their trusted community physicians to go to some deginated, overcrowded medical facility where the people are stupid & are always talking to Shanaenae on the phone while some guy is bleeding to death. On the other side we got people who really need the healthcare who are saving a lot of money who otherwise wouldn’t be able to pay for very much needed medicine, especially people who are undergoing Chemo & other life threatening sicknesses. So I have no clear opinion, but part of me believes Tom Price & his butt buddy Mike Pence (The VP who looks like a villain from the X-Men comics who wants to pass legislation to outlaw all mutants) will make health care so shitty, people would rather be uninsured than to suffer their wrath. They’re in hand with CEO’s like that asshole who owns ‘Papa Johns’ who would rather commit suicide than to let his workers have health insurance.
Department Of Urban Housing: Ben Carson. Oh great! That’s like letting sheep walk into wolves claws! “He’s black, he understands what ‘URBAN’ housing is all about. It’s because he’s black. Mur mur mur mur!!!!” Government is so white, they thought the Emancipation Proclamation was a rap group. Seriously, what a load of fuck is this? I bet after a night of Ben Carson sucking Trump’s dick, Trump said “Hey bebe, drop out of the election & I’ll get you on my cabinet.” Then Ben gets off of his knees & replied “Aw hell yeah. I want to own the Department of Defense. I wanna play army men!!!” That’s how it all went inside that ‘Hollywood Access’ tour bus. That’s what the Access Hollywood people forgot to record.
Department of Energy: Rick Perry. That gas guzzling, truck driving, anti-gay, uber-right piece of shit? I seriously don’t know how Mexicans in Texas survive. Seriously, Rick Perry is the devil’s pubes. Having Perry head the dept of energy sounds like a plot-point in an episode of ‘Captain Planet & The Planeteers’. Ted Turner is rolling around in his grave right now. Rick Perry is the epitome of everything wrong with Texas. Not so long ago, when Trump was running, Rick Perry aptly stated that Trump was, “A cancer to conservatism.” Pre-election these republicans are against trump. Post-election they’re all riding his dick like there’s no tomorrow, the same can be said with the independent party & Hilary. How big is that V of yours, Rick? Same goes to Ben Carson. How can we even forget Mitt Romney, there’s that picture of him looking defeated like he sold his soul to the devil. Trump is pure evil. If Trump gets assassinated, will there even be a cry?
Department of Labor: Andrew Puzder. Chief exec at Hardees & Carl’s Jr. What kinda pairing is this? Yeah, because every job is like working at Hardees & Carl’s Jr. He’s against Overtime, has various labor law violations under his coat & is also against the minimum wage increase. Of course he would be against giving more to people who do more. I smell a lot of bullshit coming his way. Also, he’s the sole reason why we got those Carl’s Jr commercials where gorgeous women are washing a car while eating a crunchy burger (Juxtaposition?). People have called the ad-campaign sexist. Here’s my opinion, sex sells in advertising. It’s the sad truth, sex sells in advertising, especially in the world that’s nearing Idiocracy where people pick boobs with no personality over personality itself. That could have been excused, if not for the various claims of sexual harassment he’s got under his nose. Make one google search & you‘ll see a lot of headlines with the name Andrew Pudzer & Sexual Harassment on those articles. So of course Trump is going to pick the guy that pinches pennies, breaks labor laws & sexually harasses women. He sounds like that a villain in a western who blows up a cave with miners inside so he wouldn’t have to pay for their labor, runs away with the gold they found for him & marries a 12 year old girl. How in society did we go from creating a mob to humiliate & destroy scumbags like this to giving them 12k bonuses every time they act a fool?
Department of EPA: Scott Pruitt. A man who is known for denying climate change. Forget about what I said about Rick Perry sounding like a villain from ‘Captain Planet’, this is very much a plot point straight out of a two part episode where the Planeteers have lost their faith & evil is succeeding. Sadly, we don’t have a group of multi-cultural kids with power rings to summon Don Cheadle to stop him. We’re fucked. Much of the progress we’ve been making over the decades will be ruined because of some guy who doesn’t believe that the earth is getting warmer than usual. That’s like having me be in charge of the cirriculum for the Flat Earth Society! THE EARTH IS ROUND!!! THE PROOF IS OUT THERE!!! GRAVITY!!!!!! In a world where we continue blaming Americans for pollution, even though most of the pollution is due to China’s factories, that’s all going to change. America & China will be the reason why polar bears & the great barrier reef is dying (Or dead, I haven’t got confirmation as to whether the barrier reef is actually dead). So good job America, you just regressed progress another three decades!
Ambassador of United Nations: Gov. Hikki Hayley. Nothing good ever comes out of South Carolina. The KKK, incest, purity balls. So what, the UN is going to stop selling medicine & start sitting at their base yelling: “Stay away from mah daughter!! If anybody’s gonna have sex wit her, it’s gunnah be mae!!!!” To the minority of South Carolina with fully functioning brains. Sorry, but not sorry. You guys have become the poster child of everything wrong with the south.
That’s half of Trump’s picks, the rest of them I’m pretty sure they’re as bad as the ones I commented on.
I’m less worried about that fat fuck going on TV & saying he’s president, but more worried about the shitstorm his cabinet will unleash. We already got a widespread taste of how the president’s choice caused more trouble than good. Remember Hurricane Katrina? Wanna know who Bush picked to run FEMA? His college roomate! Anyway, what happened? Slow as fuck response time from the National Guard & poorly performed evacuations. Then comes Kanye West saying the only thing that wasn’t bombastic, egomaniacal or stupid. “George Bush does not care about black people.” So yeah, these picks will affect the state of things to come more than Trump.
Now let’s talk about Trump & his stance in illegal immigration, or immigration…..damn fucking people keep shifting from one term to the other, then going back to the original term just to piss me off! Well, it’s obvious he’s calling for mass deportations & I’d like to see him make Mexico build the wall. That shit ain’t happening. Okay, so I saw the unedited video where he talked about he calls illegal immigrants rapists & murderers. Here’s the thing, news sources like Univision & Telemundo always cut out the beginning & the end of that video. I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist, we’ll get to that soon. So they cut the beginning & the end just so it will say “They’re murderers & rapists.” Of course this riled up the Mexican community. I say Mexican & not ‘Latino’ because this is where it gets fucking complicated. So notice how when it comes to illegal immigration it’s always referring to Mexicans, not just here in California (Seeing as Mexico is just down south) but in the rest of the nation. So whether or not he said all Mexicans or not, he hit the nerve either way & other latinos didn’t get that type of scrutiny, that’s why Puerto Ricans & Columbians (Maybe even Cubans) didn’t really get the vitriol Mexicans have against Trump & I think this is systematic. Then again we do have Mexicans who voted for Trump & they can choke on a white bean. Fucking idiots. Now another aspect of his racism is the clear from the vocal endorsements of the KKK. He knows he’s being endorsed by these racist fucks, yet he’s not doing anything to counteract it. If I was a public speaker, I would be like “Hey, thank you KKK, now fuck off & die, all of you.” Then again this is the KKK I‘m talking about, they wouldn’t give me the time of day. I don’t really get the whole editing of the footage in the Spanish speaking news sources & everyone else playing the footage uncut. He’s still racist whether you edit his footage or not! I don’t mean to be a conspiracy theorist here, but this sounds very suspicious.
So if that’s how the republicans want to play with immigration, illegal immigration (whatever the fuck the government & media are calling it) game, then let’s start by deporting Trump’s wife. According to Arizona & these uber right winged states, an illegal immigrant is someone who isn’t American white, doesn’t speak eloquent English & married someone for a green card rather than getting their citizenship ‘LIKE A MURICAN!!!!’ Trump’s wife isn’t America white, she has that lite tan which may mean she’s also a TERRORIST sneaking bombs up her pussy & plastique injected into her lips. She‘s a walking time bomb, literally! She doesn’t speak eloquent English, could barely understand whatever the fuck she said when she made her ‘Mai hubbsband izznt bed’ speech. She makes Jean Claude Van Damme in ‘Street Fighter’ sound like Chuck Norris with the way she speaks. Christain Bale in the Batman movies sounds more audible & eloquent than Malaria Trump. That’s what I’m calling her now, Malaria Trump. I bet you she was smuggled in a boat with a bunch of other anorexic mail order brides in some shipping containers! Malaria & Donald Trump, she’s 3x younger than Trump……… you bet your sweet ass she’s with him for money & the citizenship. The dick can’t be all that great. Bleak message to all my male young readers, women won’t like you unless you have money. Oh, I forgot to mention, according to republicans, illegals steal jobs. Well Malaria Trump took it too far. She stole a speech from Michelle Obama, who probably paid an illegal immigrant to write her speech!! Malaria Trump should be sent back to Malarialand so all the Malarians can eat her!!!! HWITE POWDAH!!!! Oh yeah, I just went there!!! I went there full on, burnt the bridge, gave the bird to the oprphans & played the wild card just to prove how fucking hypocritical they & people like them are!!! Wildcard, bitches!!! I see a lot of hypocrisy coming about & it’s gotten worse since the days of people saying “I’m not racist, but…..” You know what is theee worst pet peeve of mine? When people are being called out for their bullshit & rather than admiting their faults, they sit there with a smile on their face without dignifying the claims with a response. I fucking hate that & I wanna stab Trump & others like him in their pinko face!!!
Like I said earlier, on election day I went out, saw that the small voting place was overcrowded, full of idiots, cast my vote, went back home, drank my pint of kool-aid & took the Simon Pegg route of waiting for all this to blow over. Well I woke up to the news with Trump on stage, a ton of confetti being poured on him & his ‘Children of the Corn’ looking kids standing there with his plastic wife. Seriously, his wife looks like a blow up doll Trump wished would turn real one night, but the wishing star decided to do a half assed job & make Malaria as we all see her today. So when I saw the announcement I didn’t cry or yell, I just sat back, made my breakfast & told myself: “We survived Bush, we’ll survive Trump.” Apparently not everyone had the same attitude I had. There are so many videos out there in cyberspace where people (Mostly uber liberal women) were crying their guts out in front of their web cameras, crying about how Hilary should have won. I may not know if they have some serious mental problems, it’s plausible. But for all of you who are doing it for the attention (I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s everyone who did this), Grow the fuck up. I also kept hearing stories of parents looking down at their children like they’re some Oscar Award Winning actor telling their children the sad & ’devestating’ news about Trump’s president elect announcement. Calm the fuck down, we’ll fight this, WE THE PEOPLE! I’m serious, you people just made the common mistake of the internet & that’s showing everyone your emotional weakness. If I go up on a Twitch stream & cry about being scared of mustard, everyone on the chat will send me pictures of mustard & would have a hoot watching me go insane with mustard as they sit back & make out with their pale edge lord girlfriends who always wear chokers & cat ears over their heads for some reason. Also they plug furry tails up their ass, I don’t get it either. There are some Twitch streamers who do that as their source of income, express hate or fear for something then let the trolls send in money to see that fear & hatred, though some of it is done out of weird satirical humor (Britanny Venti) but some of it is too real to laugh at. I’m not going to sit here & say that Hilary would have been a better choice, but then again the better choice was an option that everyone ignored! Then we got the city of California considering their own ‘Brexit’ type emancipation from the US. This can either go right or wrong, mostly wrong. Mexico might annex us, but at the same time we’ll be paying $1000 dollars & a lung for gasoline. Seriously, Mexico just had riots going on because the people are being overcharged for gas.
Before I forget, all you motherfuckers who moved to Canada, why not Mexico you racist fucks? Alright, on a serious note, I’m calling you cowards. That is unless you have a reasonable reason as to why you moved to Canada. Hey, health care up there is universal & there may be serious reasons as to why people got a Canadian citizenship now than never. But as for all of you (mostly) liberal asshats with you tablet devices & your Prius, to all of you who moved to Canada because “Pwezident Twump is scawy!! I’m pissing my panties seeing his picture!” You can all go fuck yourselves!!! Rather than fight the fight & take America back from these oppressive hypocrites, you guys are leaving & labeling yourselves as cowards! Fuck you, you’re just as bad as the republicans. There, I said it!
So to wrap this up, there will be a lot of frustration, there will be a lot of anger these coming years & we’ll have to stick together & call out the bullshit when it hit’s the fan. Unity, it’s what we need now than ever. We need to attack when the timing is ripe, not just with something Trump says, but the things he’ll do. That’s also a problem with the way the media reported him, it was less about the stuff he did or will do and more about the stuff he said way back when. Also, why now of all days to unleash the secret recordings of Trump saying ‘Grab ‘em by the pussy’? There’s a model who talked about how Trump controlled her when she won the Miss America pageant in the mid-90‘s. I forgot her name but she talked about how she gained a few pounds, was controlled by Trump like she was her product & there’s footage of this woman running on a treadmill while journalists surrounded her & Trump’s standing there like he’s saying: “Yup, she’s my product & we can’t have our products have independent thoughts.” It’s creepy & messed up, like something out of a science fiction movie. But as I was saying, why now? Why not when he was doing his bullshit ‘The Apprentice’ show? Why not when the time was apt? Why now are we getting these revelations & people coming out against Trump now than as opposed to hearing about this when it was fresh? It’s angering me like you wouldn’t believe!!!
Rather than jinx everyone with what Trump might do. I’m superstitious with this type of shit, unlike all of you who jinxed the election by saying: “Trump’s going to win” with your memes & bullshit. Rather than jinx the upcoming injustices that will occur, here are some movies I recommend to you & see the possible threat of Trump’s presidency:
-Give Me Liberty (Comic) By Frank Miller
-Brazil (1985) Dir. Terry Gilliam
-Batman Returns (1991) Dir. Tim Burton
-Daybreak (1993) That movie where Cuba Gooding Jr has aids in a dystopian world.
So I’m going to wrap this up now. I’m ending this with the message of uniting together & calling out the shit before it hit’s the fan. More than ever, unity & intelligence are our greatest weapons. Fuck Trump, fuck his wife, fuck his children, fuck his mom, fuck his dad, fuck his pet, fuck his grandma, fuck his grandpa. Fuck his bloodline, I hope he gets a heart attack or gets shot in the face!! You know, all these people in Social Media are coming up with genius tweets & status updates on Trump, & I’m here yelling “RAPE TRUMP WITH A SWITCHBLADE DILDO!!”
I’m angry, this is genuine & all of you people keep asking why MC Ride sings angrily. This is why, this is the shit we’ve been trying to tell you!!!! The world is crumbling & all everyone is doing is tweeting about some dress color that changes under a light.
Next week, I might either get back to the movies. Let’s see were Hollywood takes us. Nothing political, just movies.
Stay safe, stay smart, stay dank.