As you cannot tell, I’m laughing hysterically. Not for hapiness, not for anything hilarious, I’m laughing hysterically by the shit that went down past week. Hahahahahahah!!! Ahuhuhuhuh :,(
So, what happened this week that all of you didn’t notice? (Well some of you guys did notice) FURGESON MISSOURI, Cops fighting innocents because we saw it as a ‘Black vs. White’ thing, but it’s way way way WAY more than that. This whole thing is pretty much ‘the 1% vs. the 99% of everyone.’ I hate to make that a clichéd saying, but that’s what this battle is really about, that‘s what every social battle here in the U.S of A is all about. This whole cop shooting an unarmed black teenager has been a thing for as long as I could remember, how is this specific shooting any different you might be asking? Well, the families, friends & supporters just went out holding their signs, candles & pictures chanting for justice until (I’m not sure this is how it really went down but just go with me on this) some assholes decided to use that as an advantage to steal things from stores, then the cops decided (like a violent fiend out for blood) to just beat the shit out of everyone, just like the protests in the 1960’s. I’m sure we all saw that footage in history class where the innocents are being clubbed, German Sheppards chasing people indiscriminately, having the hoses put on full blast. Well, these cops had a chance to redeem themselves to acknowledge mistakes, but what do they do the next day, they decide to arm themselves to the teeth & shoot tear gas & actually shoot to kill riding in those tanks like the ones you see in a ‘Call of Duty‘ game. What the flying DOOKIE FUCK!!!!! The pictures are out there, these fucks marching the street with rifles in their arms, looking like the police from ‘Escape From New York, yelling like the cowards they are & firing gas cans & beating people with clubs & rubber bullets, which hurt like hell. They’re pretty much small knives, they don’t leave bruises but they leave small holes in the body. So who’s the blame? The cops of course, the cops & their racist governor; I sure as hell can tell he’s not going to be re-elected (hopefully he isn’t). He called for a State of Emergency because, this is how I’m sure this is how it really happened, “(Hides behind office desk) Oh no, I’m scared of black people, call for emergency. I‘m worried that they‘re mad at me.” That pussy needs to be impeached. The most sickening thing about this is police were ordered to arrest journalists (most notably one who worked for ‘Al Jazeera’) who were getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. These militant cops barged in & grabbed anyone with a press pass or using a laptop as their plan to keep the public from learning the truth, one journalist at a time. Well, nothing that the internet & a camera phone can’t fix. So all the in-depth reports were coming from people (Like you, me & Jesus in that corner) taking pictures, video & tweeting about what they’re seeing & experiencing on the front lines. It’s hell there in Missouri, there are people trying to take their kids away from the tear gas, cops chasing people down despite them retreating like they asked; There’s even a picture where people inside a car have their hands up while a tank’s searchlight is pointed at them!!! That picture seemed like something out of ’AKIRA’ (I know, way too many movie references). I am sick of this fucking shit, what could have been passed off as cops making amends with the public turned sour, rotten & rapey. As much as I don’t like the way the internet has robbed this generation of hunting & the dumbing of America, I do appreciate it for being both informative & shinning light to some things that need to be known.
I’ll say it here, I’m an angry beaner kid that wants peace & stability now!! Not tomorrow, not in a few months, NOW!!!!!!
Also I can’t speak about this horrible tragedy without talking about the freaking internet funding. What’s this you’re going to talk about? Well, there are two accounts out there, one raising money for the family of Mike Brown, the other raising money for Darren Wilson, the man who shot Mike. Guess who got more money, I dare you to fucking guess. Darren Wilson, of course, give money to the man who will get a paid vacation, be promiscuous with Filipino prostitutes & come back to shoot more black kids because he hates colored people!!! Well, I exaggerated around the Filipina hookers thing, but he is going to get a slap on the wrist. Fucking disgraceful. Jeezus, why not give the man a hand job & give him one of those butt scratching laser satellites? We shouldn’t be rewarding the criminal in this? If he’s getting paid to kill an unarmed kid, then taggers should get paid to write on the walls. Hey, they aren’t killing everyone, defiling public property isn’t a horrendous sin, buildings have no soul.
Since this isn’t nationwide, keep your wits up, we cannot let the police harass us for doing nothing wrong. Do any of you read the side decals of a police car? If not, it says “To Protect & Serve”. Not serve as in commanding them to give you another bottle of Mead, but to serve you when things get bad. I must reiterate again, I’m not a cop hater, as a kid (Like all kids) I wanted to be a cop. That childlike view has long since diminished, but if you get stopped by the cops, talk to them as if they’re people. At the end of the day they’re people that have the shit job & seen shit not even I could stomach.
What I say, learn your civil rights & if shit gets heavy to where cops want to arrest you for driving a nice car, then defend yourself. If you get pulled over for speeding, don’t make a fuss, talk to them like you’d talk to someone who isn’t a cop.
All in all, there are cops who are cool & are caught up in this fucking mess like everyone else is & there are cops who deserve to have their man boobs scraped off.
So kids, what did we learn about Rick Perry? Well, we learned that he’s a racist, he might be arrested in 2016 (I hope they send him to normal prison where he’ll meet Bubbah ’The fister’ Hubbah), he’s got no penis & he is soooooo afraid of illegal immigrants that he’s willing to send military troops down to the border to ‘INTIMIDATE’ them (& I‘m pretty sure do something extreme like shoot them). Really, soldiers, dudes in brown camouflage with assault rifles & armored cars sent to fend the nation off from people who just want a life that is better than the ones they have down south of the border. Yup, Texas, your governor is a big pussy & a retard (Sounds like a recurring trend, pussified governors who are scared of race). Like, seriously, as much as I don‘t like Jerry Brown, he’s not as retarded as Rick Perry. I feel bad for the liberals & anyone who isn’t an idiot that can’t escape Texas, as well as people from Arizona. That state looks & sounds very dangerous for anyone who has different skin color or ethnicity? Then I’m pretty sure there are green spots on any of those states, spots that act as a safe haven for everyone, but I stand behind my view, Texas is a red state.
PS: Asian men, don’t feel bad for not being hung like a horse, you could be like Rick Perry. Rick Perry has none, to sissy to have male genetalia, not worth having female ovaries.
So I was at home one day (Like everyday) watching this hilarious show about the Virgin Mary & a white rose, funniest show ever. (Hee heeh hee, dead baby subplot, still cracks me up) So this advertisement comes up & this advert only airs here in California. This advert was from the Water Metropolitan District of Southern California & you have these people standing in front of a blank, white background telling the audience that ‘us’ as Latinos have to do our best to conserve our water because WE as latinos have a right to OUR water. Um, last I heard the water was for all California, not just Latinos. I hate profiling, I hate race superiority, I also hate it when commercials don’t address people as people, but as specific groups & each specific group can only digest information differently. All races have their own idiots, every race has it’s own intelligent people. This also goes to my point of when Film studios edit foreign films just to make it ‘WAY TOO EASY’ for the dumb people to understand, but that topic is for another time. So back to advertising, why is it that commercials make way too many horrible racial assumptions just to sell a product? There’s also a commercial for Macaroni & Cheese about a kid who says something along the lines of “My family secretly eats Mac & Cheese because they don’t want people to think they stop being Latino.” Bullshit. I’ve never in my entire life heard anyone who say “(Puerto Rican accent) Can’t eat that white people food, my people won’t respect me mane.” My mom is pretty traditional yet she loves to try new food, even cook it. So yeah, this whole ‘No latino, eats anything without a tortilla’ is bullshit. It varies from person to person, we got people who love to travel & try new things, but there are also those people who hate to break away from their daily pattern.
TEH MOR U KNO!!!!!!!
I’m just sick of the media trying to put us against each other, gay vs. lesbian, Mexican vs. Black, Japanese vs. Korean, White vs. Everyone (Yes, to all you racist assholes from another race, I‘m defending white people on this. White is a color.). Fuck them, love everyone by their character. Don’t let TV teach you what you should have as your ideology, let ‘Metal Gear Solid’ for the Playstation do that for you.
Earlier I spoke a little about how the protestors in Ferguson, Missouri used social media to broadcast, tweet & take pictures of the chaos. This brought up a topic, cellphones have become both a bane & a boon in these last seven years. I’ll explain, Bane: If the right person is there, your most embarrassing moment in public won’t be limited to just the county, but the whole world because some asshole decided to post it on the world wide world. This brings a new meaning to ‘Don’t do anything embarrassing in public. Private conversations could be recorded, wiretapped & posted online or used against you in any way, even edited. Also, peeping toms can exploit their handy work & upload those said clips to porn sites. Sooner or later that video involving you showering is getting more likes than that video of you re-enacting the chestburster scene from ‘Alien’. Privacy is a pretty hefty issue. Boon: More & more people are exposing more truths about the world, like that video of these big Russian dudes publicly whipping the band members of ‘Pussy Riot’ which the ‘RT’ channel won’t show (That‘s the downside of RT). Tons & tons of injustices have had a light shun on them; without camera phones those injustices would continue to be things no one knows about & are perfectly swept under the rug. More people are standing up against the fabricated stories & telling everyone in the world ‘This is how it really is.’ You also have foreigners uploading pictures & sharing it with the world of how their country really is, especially in the middle east. Still, there are people who believe what ‘Fox Nooze’ tells them & think the Middle East is nothing but exploding camels & every inch of land is decorated with active land mines. I also must ad the creative things people do with Camera phones like making home movies without spending 2k on a video camera. Steven Spielberg’s parents were rich enough to get him a super8 camera back in his youth, now look where he’s at now! With social networking, that so called ‘fact’ can be debunked, with the right facts of course. Bane: Anyone can post anything now. Boon: Anyone can post anything now. Those are the banes & boons of camera phones.
The ALS bucket challenge; I have nothing wrong with that challenge. I just feel that it came at a wrong time, a very very very very VERY wrong time. Why all of a sudden do people decide to start this challenge? Well I hear it’s for charity, I still don’t understand how putting a bucket of Ice water over yourself helps the fight against Lou Gerird’s disease. Does the ALS association get money for every video of a guy shoving ice up his anus? As you can tell I’m confused by this. So I find this to be a distraction because right when the Ferguson protests began, these ice bucket challenges became public & celebrities were in on it. The media machine, some asshole in a suit decided “We can’t let everyone know about dead blackie, we better create a distraction. ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!! LOU GERRID’S DISEASE!!!!!” & that’s how I see it as. But really, if this was triggered by someone who just really wanted to do something to let everyone in on, helping the fight against Lou Gerrid’s disease, then I can understand. I still say one issue is more important than the other, the shooting of Mike Brown, the protests & the clear view of police brutality & militarization is a threat that affects us all. I stand by my belief, the people behind the most popular celebrities are getting paid to distract us rather than entertain us. Though that’s just me & my paranoid sensibilities. Coincidence, I think not.
GO BURN IN HELL BEYONCE.
Robin Williams is dead & I didn’t know how to handle it. Sure, there have been celebrity deaths that have been terrible, but none have hit me in the core like this one. Efrem Zimbalist is one person who I was shocked to hear of his passing, but I’ve only heard him voicing Alfred on the ‘Batman’ animated series of the 90’s. He’s done more stuff, but I’ve never seen any of it. Then there’s also James Garner who I saw, but didn’t provide the attention. ‘The Rockford Files’ was a show I was aware of as a kid, yet didn’t pay any mind to it. All throughout my childhood I have always laughed at William’s films & often times his standup comedy. This was a great loss since every time he was on stage or on camera, he’d be one who has everyone smiling & when he does his serious roles, he really has the acting chops (Insomnia, One Hour Photo, The Fisher King, all movies you should look out for). So when I heard the news, I couldn’t handle it, this was a man who pretty much was my introduction to comedy done right. Of course there were THOSE movies that not even her wanted to bear the name of, ‘Jack’ being one of them (though my problem was not with the things Robin William says in his role, but rather the writers not really understanding kids). So anyways, he was a gem to the service of making people laugh, he will be missed. I will certainly miss his funny, fast paced, coked up humor.
I have to ask all of you a really serious question, & please don’t laugh, though I truly believe you all won’t laugh. Who in their right mind is paying money, let alone giving money to make or watch another ‘STEP UP’ movie? ‘Sigh’, you know I get a little pissed when Adam Sandler stars in another one of his outdated exploits of stupidity (Though I’ve been told it‘s all he‘s got left & does these dumb ‘Grown Ups‘ movies just to hang out with his friends which I feel I can‘t blame), I get a little pissed when a really good & original movie gets beaten by a dumb sequel at the box office. But this, this just tears my soul, WHO WATCHES THESE MOVIES!!!!! I’ve sat through shitty movies before, but none is as bad as STEP UP. What is Step Up? It’s a shitty, clichéd dance movie, that is all. I hate that movie so much that I don’t even think this deserves an in-depth synopsis. People dance, wear outdated clothes (Neon Colors, how 2008), that is all. ‘Breakin,’ remember that 80’s film, Step Up is basically Breakin’ without a plot, interesting characters or good dance movies. I’d rather sit through ‘Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo’ than any of those Step Up movies. Sure, the clothes are way more dated & the acting is horrendous, but at least that film has a plot & a very young ‘Ice-T’ in the film. Ice-T is awesome!!!! No one watches the Step Up movies, not even Filipino high school dance groups (I don’t mean to be racist, but are all Filipinos musically talented?). NO ONE LIKES STEP UP. I’m taking it to the -inth degree, I’d rather sit through ‘XANADAU’ again than those Step Up movies. Xanadau!
I have received news that (greatest director ever) David Cronenberg has written a novel called ‘Consumed’. It will feature his signature disturbing vision of crime, as well as his kinda, sorta what I call a ‘Lynchian’ sort of logic where everything is dreamlike & his signature medical fiction. Imagine an even creepier version of ‘Dead Ringers’, that’s what ‘Consumed’ might feel like. It will be available in it’s printed version, Kindle & even as an audio book on September 2, next month. This is a book I really would get my hands on since finding books that are right up my alley have been pretty difficult. I went to a ‘Target’ store some weeks ago & browsed their book section, nothing different. The shelves were stacked with the usual fare of Teen dramas, post marital mysteries (It’s what I call anything written by James Patterson), biographies involving horrible celebrities that have been ghost written, Harlequin romances, a full isle of still on sale biographies of ‘Michael Jackson’ (he died in 2009!!!!), nothing different. The only time they’ll branch off to new genres is if they suddenly put copies of ‘1984’ or ‘Lord of the Flies’ on the shelves.
Why not go to Barnes & Noble jebus? Why not step into a Barnes & Noble jebus? Got a problem with Barnes & Noble, jebus? Yeah, here’s my problem, WHAT THE HELL IS A BARNES & NOBLE?!
I believe I’ve filled my four page quota, not really a quota but three pages is my limit. Maybe four if someone starts asking me why I like to write, then I get a little Ego in me & start giving you an 8 hour history lesson. I have spoken too soon last entry when I said I hoped something happens so I could talk about it. This time I do hope shit doesn’t hit the fan again, I’m not really one to want an increase in content around my blog. I really want nothing to happen so I can work on other things & lower that blood pressure of mine.
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& if you’re reading, hit me up, I’d like to know if I entertained you or not. Now it is time for me to be hip with the younger crowd & watch that ‘Sailor Moon’ show everyone’s talking about. I hear that show is dope to the max.
Never thought I would ever say ‘Dope’ in this blog, WELL NOW I HAVE.