So first off (I’m not doing headlines here) let’s get to the freaking elephant in the room, the one issue everyone has been angry about since forever, the police killing of black two black men in two completely different states around the same day. One black man was shot because he was reaching for his paperwork to show that he has a right to carry a gun. So a bunch of crazy rednecks can march on the streets, asking for Obama to not take away their guns with rifles on their waist & threaten Government with the possibility of a well armed militia, but a black guy with a pistol safely concealed in his pocket was ‘Too Dangerous’. Anyone notice the irony? There’s video of it which I cannot bring myself to see the rest of, the thumbnail pretty much tells you how fucked up this act was & of course I can see the flashing blue & red in the background as if the cops were there like:
“Did you see his face when we shot him? Yea man, we should stick around & see if he voids his bowels. It’s gonna look dank.”
Fucking sickening & very sad, especially since the man’s girlfriend was live streaming it on her I-phone as he died in the car. That’s not the only killer cop story I’ve heard recently, another man (Of coruse, he was black) got shot for selling CD’s in public. What the fuck?!! Some people would argue that the other guy was really aiming for his gun, but really, a guy selling CD’s? Now that’s basically cold murder. There was no rhyme or reason, other than to piss off the people.
It seems these past few months the cop killing people have had a kind of hiatus. Maybe it’s me not dipping my head into the cop block news feeds, but it seems like this was planned. I know I know, this sounds too much like Jebus sounding like a conspiracy theorist, but this shit has been happening too much, the first thing I ask now is “What’s the Government/ Media trying to distract me from this time? Now noted, police abuse isn’t to be ignored, but then you have shit like a few years ago with the Syrian Gas attacks which nearly caused America to engage in WWIII, but everyone was bitchin’ about Miley Cyrus’ toungue thing she did at the VMA’s. Then you had the SOPA hearings being overshadowed by everyone in social media bitching about the dress color. It’s all too formulaic. The shootings came around the same time Hilary Clinton is being investigated by the FBI. This could have meant that Clinton would have been tried guilty for the use of her own internet server to send in classified, for your eyes only (Not the Bond film) info. Guys, this could have meant that Hilary could have conceded from the race & Bernie Sanders would have filled in that empty space Hilary could have left off. Then again I‘m not as educated in the inner working of elections as I should have been, then again I could be right.
Not only were there two instances of police abuse on the same day, but there’s also the mass sniping in Dallas Texas that just happened recently that killed 5 cops. That shit is crazy if you ask me, police being sniped from rooftops, that sounds like a freaking 90’s Jerry Bruckheimer movie in the works. How did authorities take out the snipers (There were apparently two)? A fucking bomb robot!!! I wish I was telling you the plot for another Blacktime Original Series here, but it’s all true.
People are taking to the streets right now as I speak & in California police & protestors are working hand in hand to get their message across as protestors march & chant while cops go ahead of them & divert traffic. Pretty cool coming from California. What does Arizona do? They sic the police at the protestors, what the fuck Arizona? I’m sure that’s not the only state that acts fucking racist, but still, I’ve been having a grudge against Arizona since childhood & I’m not going to quit until Arizona stops acting like a fucking pink faced racist. Fuck you Arizona, with your deserts & shit roads.
Are we living inside the brain of a Hollywood screenwriter from 1989 right now? I’m not kidding, everything sounds like a movie Joel Silver would green light, toss $20 million into & have it star Danny Glover & Mel Gibson. All I’m imagining now is a robot (Similar to the one in ‘Short Circuit‘) with a fucking three barreled bazooka blowing up snipers on the rooftops & Danny Glover shouting something like “I’m getting too dank for this.” & Mel Gibson telling people “Oi, da robet’s gonna need moe guzzolene!!! Fkjdsbkjfbdhjdgfjdfkasbhdfshf (Insert racist anti-Semitic rant here).” This is pretty nuts here.
I swear, everyone thinks they’re living in a goddamn early 90’s action movie. As cool as it would sound, REALITY CHECK, this is reality! The cops think they’re in ‘Lethal Weapon’ as they think they can get away with some John Woo gunplay, the fucking pro- 1st amendement cowboys think they can organize a militia like something out of a war flick & everyone in the Government thinks they’re the villain in every single Cyberpunk book ever written. What the fuck is happening?
I’m not being funny here, this is all getting too crazy & I feel we need to adapt to this crazyness before the crazies kill us. All I’m expecting now is some muscled up guy in BDSM gear in front of my home shouting “JOST WOLK EEWAY!!! JOST WOLK EEWAY!!!” This shit is fucking scary & we need change, now, more than ever.
We don’t need yet another discussion on race in America, because the majority of everyone agrees that racism is still alive & well because stupid fucking idiots can’t get it in their thin shelled brains that it’s what’s keeping us from living a peaceful society. Also, we gotta quit it with the arguing between the Black Lives Matter & All Lives Matter hashtags.
Black Lives Matter was created as a voice for black people to call their own to express the bullshit.
All Lives Matter was created by guilty PC people who are either afraid of being called racist, even though they aren’t part of that racist majority or can’t stand having attention torn away from these fucks.
Quit arguing symantecs & stick to the real issue at hand. Racism is the villain, the status quo is the villain, not your fellow man.
The ‘….Lives Matter’ has become a meme already, pretty sad.
I’m part of the ‘No Lives Matter’ group because we already screwed ourselves out of many opportunities & I‘m just waiting for that huge comet to wipe us all out. I’m a cynic, what do you expect.
I know, I’m on edge & it got dark. I’m calm now, don’t call the psychiatric ward just yet. (I got a headline for this one) Here’s a funny article I came across from who else but the people at the AV Club.
Hey kids, remember ‘Kenny Chesney’, the country singer? Well, he had a concert on July 2nd at Pittsburg & Psycho Pancake from ‘Adventures in Pancakes’ went to the concert, returned drunk & woke up with a tractor in the bed. He had sex with a tractor. Of course that was just a comic strip (One I will soon be re-posting IN HD!), but that wasn’t far off from the truth of a real Kenny Chesney concert.
So the city of Pittsburg is pretty fucking pissed because the way the fans left the venue. There are pictures of the aftermath, it’s pretty fucking disgusting, worse than my older sister’s room. Of course concerts are messy, people are so stupid & lazy that they can‘t go to the nearest trash can & dispense their trash there. Have you guys seen that footage of hippies at concerts dancing in mud, most of the time naked with little censorship because their pubes basically look like shorts made of hair? Kenny Chesney fans outdo the messiness that we thought could not beat the hippies & there were serious health risks on the concert grounds. These are the estimates here: 99 were treated by EMTs & 30 were taken to the hospital for dehydration & intoxication. That’s trashy, like trashier than the blonde at a College party (I say this & I never gone to one. Hahahahah, please whip me).
I’m pretty sure most of the cases that weren’t dehydration or intoxication were either injuries (Someone had the bright idea to head dive into an empty waste basket), but what about the other 69 persons that were taken to the hospital? Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! So many disturbing & gross images are flying through my head as I write this. I’ll share them with you. J
SHARING IS CARING:
-Some guy licked the concert floors
-A girl licked a fat redneck girl’s booty hole
- Someone ate at the local Poppa Johns
-Someone ate at Arby’s
-Someone exposed a poor soul to that girl that’s been singing that song ‘Sweatshirt’
-Limp Biscuit party at someone’s trailer
This should be a lesson to all of you, Modern Country music is harmful to your health. Kenny Chesney is a horrible influence on our youth & turning people into trash mammals.
I swear, people should listen to more suitable music, music that doesn’t turn people into animals like ‘Rammstein’ or ‘Wumpscut’ or ‘Eazy E’ or what about those wholsome Sweedish fellows from ‘Mayhem’. Did you know one of their band members used a picture of one of their band members (Who passed away) as an album cover memorial. Now that’s a kind & nice act. Why can’t modern music be that nice? Taylor Swift is inappropriate for young girls, they should be listening to more better, female centric bands like L7.
So there you have it, it was an equally depressing & equally funny, yet short, entry.
I have no clue if I should release this a just a Blogababble or a ‘News of the World’ deal. We’ll see.
Some advice for the people: Stay strong & don’t go to a Kenny Chesney concert. His music will turn you into a trash mammal & would probably make you have sexual feelings for inanimate objects such as farming equipment.