MGSV: The (un)Pleasant Pain
So what happened the week before? Obama decided to sign into this deal that would outsource a ton of jobs & would fuck up what we can or cannot do on the internet to where anyone can be sent to prison due to a measly copyright infringement. TPP, the deal even the in house Republicans in office praised Obama for signing & these are the same fucks who blame Obama for introducing anything that helps people. TPP is pretty much a cash grab for other countries to send half assed foods to America without any clear way of knowing whether it’s been through any sort of inspection to where other countries can pretty much get away with sending virus filled food.
“I guess that means they’re telling the truth, meat is inspected. (One month later) Oh my, steaks are being recalled. How could this of happened?” Fucking Diane Feinstein, tuna eating looking motherfuckers!
(That’s a reference to something I talked about before.)
I hate to keep picking on China but it seems most of the gross food recalls come from China, even Chinese citizens know their country‘s food is fucked & even they‘re surprised how they‘re still alive. For example, the pet food recall of 2007, tons of Dog food & cat food that was imported from China & inspected by the dog food companies was recalled worldwide. I’m sure you all remember all the news reports that came out of that. I keep seeing & hearing about places like Taiwan (Along with a large number of car crashes, seriously. Not being racist here but why is there always a car crash happening in Taiwan?) has been having a shit ton of food problems like bug larvae found in cup of noodles & not only that, but bug larvae has been found inside tampons (That‘s only the half of what‘s happened). Yea, we shouldn’t outsource regulation to other countries where there are more recalls than people. Like I said, it’s not just the Asian countries, South America, the Middle East (Where MERS disease originated), everyone’s on the line. Outsourcing regulation jobs, outsourcing copyright to other countries, TPP is bad for the working people & I‘m pretty sure I only touched the outer shell. But not to worry, it’s up to us, the people, to stand up against Republuican Obama. Petitions are out there, the numbers to congressmen & women are up on their government sites, time to say “Ey, white haired fucker! TPP is shit, you’re shit. Want to not be shit? Then don’t vote for this shit! SHIT!!!” Well, say it in a more courteous way.
The Frag Flag Fag
I teased this a little on our last ‘News of the World’ episode, as I wrote that installment we were in the early stages of the battle to takedown the confederate flag. So in some southern (Sister/ Cousin fucking) state, the government has banned the Confederate flag & with good riddance, a Southern Carolina Governor pulls down the confederate flag. Since South Carolina is full of sister fuckers & banjo playing weebs, there are people who are pissed off & butt hurt out of all this. While you got the real racists pretty much crying foul & trying to “Make a stand against blackies takin they civil rights!”, you got the for some weird reason ‘non-racists’ defending the flag because to them it has a different meaning to non-racists, even though the flag has proved in history that the people who created the flag were racists who didn’t want slaves to have rights. I don’t get the non-racists giving it a non-racist meaning on something that was used in a civil war. This, for some reason reminds me of the history of the swastika. Before the Nazis stole the symbol & should have been sued up the ass for copyright infringement, the Hindu religion used that symbol as a sign for peace (Yeah, peace) & now after Hitler & his army of silly pants nannies decided to take that symbol. After years of genocide, now all we see it as a symbol of hate, Just like Mellissa McCarthy is to fat people.
So I’m not a ‘suthnah’ & I’m all for the tearing down of the southern flag because redneck assholes need to learn their place, they‘re not the only ones who live under the same roof, those fucking special snowflake idiots. Some of you may disagree with me, but the shit I’m against is the mass censorship that‘s currently going on. TV Land (Channel) decided to drop ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ because of the confederate flag painted above the ‘General Lee’. What are they showing now? ‘Bonanza’, that western show where white actors were in red face playing Native Americans. Progress? I got an issue with the censorship, it’s gotten insane to where the confederate flag is to be censored from things like tabletop war games & video games, even though they deal with the civil war. Mind if I play devil’s advocate? Doesn’t the expression of the confederate flag fall on free expression/ the 1st amendment? I’m not a fan of the flag, nor do I endorse the flag, but to quote myself from the time I talked about the ’Redskins’ controversy, why now all of a sudden? I’d like to say this outrage has been brought on by the government to distract us from the TPP, but the TPP has been happening for a while. Why now? The flag’s been up for a while, once the north won the flag should have been done away with after the fact, just like all the previous American flags after states have been annexed. I’m sure there are still old folks who don’t want to admit Hawaii is a state, but that’s the low minority. The flag is a flag, the outrage is just, but at the same time, we as a nation are getting out of hand at how we’re handling this issue. I keep hearing this was because of Dylan Roof, Dylan was a big proponent of the Confederate flag & was well enough reason (for him) to shoot up an all black church. Shouldn’t we be re-examining our gun policy? Oh but of course all you Democrats are too afraid because “It’s too soon, we should wait until all this passes over.” & I’m sure we all know what the democrats are saying “OBAMA GUNNA TAKE ERRR GUNS!!!!” This is going to be a horrid cycle until someone steps up & creates a fucking forum.
I agree that the flag should be torn down & preserved in museums & history textbooks to show future generations, but the mass censorship of taking it away from certain pieces of media is dumb, just like 9/11 when TV studios were digitally erasing the Twin Towers off of shows that were made months & years before 2001. I don’t know why the non-racist people are defending the confederate flag, I don’t know why the Duke boys painted it above their car, I don’t get the ‘non-racist’ implication of the flag. This shit is making my head spin, my brain head, not the other one ya pervs. This also reminds me of that episode of South Park & no, I’m not going to take the internet explanation of “Oh my god, South Park predicted the future!” bullshit! You internet trendsetters are beyond stupid & I’m smarterthanyouhahahahaahah.
Totalitarianism at it’s finest!
In Singapore, teen YouTuber ‘Amos Yee’ has been sent & bailed out of what was called ‘Rehabilitative’ prision, just for uploading a video in which “He said mean things about religion & government. Boo hoo. My feelings were hurt. You‘re not going to my birthday party at Singaporean Chuck E.Cheeses.”
This wasn’t all a mindless rant, Amos is a well spoken teen with substance to back his rants which managed to inspire the dissident in me as I watched one of his recent videos. At first I thought I was expecting to come across another YouTuber just shouting random shit to his webcam (Practically every ‘Let’s Player’ on the site), but my expectations were shot down like a fighter jet & I was informed about all the bullshit totalitarian tricks the Singaporean government has done. People thing the world is free, but if you look at all the internet laws countries like ‘China’ & the ‘U.K’ have passed, it’s pretty sickening.
Sent to jail because he said mean things about the deceased ‘Lee Kaun Yew’ & taking jabs at religion, that’s pretty damn totalitarian. I admit, too soon, but I’ll say it here first, the Singaporean government is full of fucking pussies, pussies with money who don’t like to hear the truth.
All in all, keep fighting the fight Amos & we in other countries should observe the Singaporean government & learn from their mistakes before we all live in Orwell’s nightmares.
So what’s happening in California? California: not the same as Florida, but we’re getting there. Our cutting-sexual governor (Larry from ’Curb Your Enthusiam’ look alike) Jerry Brown has signed a bill that would pretty much force parents to give their kids vaccinations & would exempt religious & personal excuses for not getting them.
I don’t know how to feel about this, I can see the positive effects for vaccines & we already heard of the bullshit lie of ‘Vaccines kill or give kids autism’ which has been debunked by many a scientist & doctors. At the same token, why this big push for vaccines? Are they micro-chipping the kids? I can’t prove or deny that so let‘s just leave that as a theory. A push forcing people to take vaccinations, it’s all in good nature (I hope) but isn’t it an infringement of civil rights? I don’t know, all this is confusing, stupid & pretty absurd. “TAKE YOUR MEDICINE OR ELSE I‘LL FUCK YOU UP!!” The thing that irks me is the whole thing where schools won’t accept students back into classes if they don’t have their vaccinations. Feel free to correct me, but if no one has been infected by some weird jungle virus, then what makes them think it will happen now? It’s kinda dumb & we can all blame that bullshit time in the early 2010’s (maybe late 2000’s) when the whole swine flu/ N1H1 scare happened.
Overall, I have no opinion on this, sure it’s good to want to enforce something that will help in the long run, but part of me (The paranoid fucker in me) worries that this is all a big plan to fuck with the people, to make us defenseless while those at the higher up overrule us with an iron fist. But that’s just me. Could you imagine if all this happened with the cure for ‘Polio’?
“TAKE YOUR POLIO VACCINE OR ELSE I’M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FOOT STUB!”
Hahahahahaah! Oh Jebus, I crack myself up!
Doomed to Fallout
So all of us video game nerds experienced everything ‘E3’ announced from the comforts of our rooms, basements or wherever the hell you guys heard of these new game announcements. Microsoft half assed their announcements & expected the smart consumer to kneel before them while Sony (as always) dominated the battle as Nintendo chills out in the background doing it’s own thing, but the show didn’t end just there. Bethesda stole the spotlight with their announcements for the ‘Doom’ reboot & the much anticipated ‘Fallout 4’ which astounded me (But also saddened me because now I have to buy a Playstation 4 just to play the damn game). Though we all fanboyed or fangirled out, one person wasn’t at all glad.
I talked about her before, but had no much background info on her to form an opinion on her. Anna Sarkeesian (May have misspelled her last name, too lazy to google) took to twitter, expressing her dislike of both ‘Fallout’ & ‘Doom’, posting. Though her complaints weren‘t an issue of ‘sexualization‘ of characters or anything of the matter:
“This level of extreme violence shouldn’t be considered normal. It’s not an excuse to say it’s expected because DOOM. That’s the problem.”
She’s a video game journalist…after doing her ‘research’ she should have expected the type of gruesome violence from DOOM because it’s DOOM! Even people who don’t play video games expect a lot of fucked up violence from a game such as DOOM. The franchise thrives off it, built by it, which is also the reason why the T-rated Game Boy Advance ports of the game aren’t as remembered today. Yes people, the GBA had DOOM games as well as ‘Wolfenstein 3D’.
“Only a few minutes into the Bethesda press conference and it’s wall to wall glorification of grotesque violence, I can barely watch.”
Then why are you at the Bethesda conference? You know with her often boasted ‘Experience in Video Game journalism’, she sounds like a fucking old person who just wandered into E3 & saw things she did not like. Bethesda hasn’t made any kid’s games, it’s all been Fallout, Wolfenstein, Elder Scrolls & recently they were responsible for ‘Dishonered’ which is anything but a kid’s happy go lucky eat fruit to be happy mickey mouse game.
It’s clear as day she couldn’t find anything ‘Sexist’ about these games, so she decided to tackle the violence in games that aren’t targeted for kids. I’m unclear about the first two Fallout games, but in the third game you can play as a female & the game doesn’t change for the easier, nor are you treated as such for being a female in game. She’s picking up things she wants to be angry at. That’s like if I pick up one of those women-only romance novels from the pharmacy with the photoshop covers full of ripped abs, then complain that the whole book is full of attractive men. Anyone see the logic in this?
I wasn’t sure about her ‘Journalism’ or stance in video games when we covered the story about Anna receiving death threats from angry neck beards. Now I’m of the opinion that when it comes to females in video games, she shouldn’t be representing. Pick someone else who actually has the information at hand & substance to tackle the issue instead of mindless yelling & complaining. If she was sooo ‘offended’ at the damn conference, then go to the Nintendo conference, or not or else she’d be bitching at the cartoon creatures from ‘Splatoon.’
“Oh my god, the cartoon characters have paint guns. How violent! I AM TRIGGERRRRED!” (Pew pew pew! SJW guns)
All in all, get your facts straight lady & learn a thing or two from ‘Comicbookgirl19’, she kicks ass & I like her hair.
Old People Terrorism
So a long ass time ago (I don’t know if I covered this on ‘Blogababble’) some old hag of a female, hobo woman tried to sneak into an airline jet (& I think she got to Hawaii, I may misremember that portion), she just got arrested & she was known as a ‘Serial Stowaway’. TODAY, this same bitch tried doing the same thing, again & yet another slap to the wrist was given to her by the LAPD & the people at LAX.
With all this ‘TERRORIST ATTACKS ARE NIGH!’ & all this paranoia of shoe bombs, vagina bombs & the “TOWWRRRHEDS GUNNA NOOK THUH YOONITED STAYTS!!!!”, why a slap on the wrist?
“Oh Jebus, she’s a homless person. Didn’t you read the reports?”
So while families & homeless vets set up shop in some vacant patch of land, but then are swept away by homeless sweeps (The same shit that happened in ‘They Live‘), this old little white haired lady is just sent to jail & released. No, this pisses me off.
“But Jebus, she’s just a homeless old lady.”
No, fuck that shit! She either needs help or needs a good Louisville slugger to the face! And for shame L.A, for fucking shame! While L.A.X & these big airports call on surprise searches on people they believe look like terrorists (Muslims & Mexicans who look Indian), but don’t really do a lot when it comes to people who sneak into jets, you know something’s wrong with the priorities.
I don’t want to sound like an Tumblr-ian, but does anyone besides me shout ‘White Privelage’?
Before I get the emails, I’m not one to say that White Privilege exists or doesn’t exist, in some cases it does exist & in some it doesn’t. We still have poor white familes trying to make it but struggle, if white privilege existed then we’d see all white people living in these extravagant mansions, eating rare lion eggs & the inbred rednecks would be a thing of the past, they too would be living in mansions. In other cases, it exists since just now Dylan Roof was sent to ‘Buger King’ before going to prison. Would that happen if Dylan Roof was black? Hell nah! Instead the cops will greet him with ‘FUCK YOUR BREATH!”
This pisses me off, like you’re going to give someone who sneaks into airline jets a pass, but some dude decides to wear a turban to the airport a fucking anal inspection? No, I’d be pissed off, beat the crap out of that old hag, then when she’s pleading that she’s not a terrorist, I’d reply with “You hear that? She‘s says she has monkey scrotum & she‘s bragging about it!” & then “ZAP ZZAP ZZZZZAAAAPP!!!!” She’s nothing but ashes. Then I’ll sell those ashes to Whitney Houston.
Only in dreamland.
‘Sigh!’ I’m letting my anger do the talking again. Well, that’s what happens when you live in such a hypocritical nation full of bullshit.
I’ll say it, to hell with old people sneaking into places that infringe on national security. Fucking old people terrorists, that should be the new threat. Muslim Extremists are so 2005, Old white ladies with bug eyes, notions to sneak into planes & grand canyon looking skin are the real threat.
Before I leave, I’d like to say that amongst all this negativity, I’d like to leave your day with something positive & happy from the hellish landscape of the internet.
I’m calling this segment ‘Words To Live By’ where we highlight some of the best in Internet Snark!