Why aren’t you busy writing that second season you’re promising?
I know, but this time I can’t hold it in any further. So much shit is happening at once & I need to talk about that shit. This is why this isn’t going to be your typical ‘Blogababble’ entry, I’m calling this “The News of The World”
No topic, just news. We’re not an accredited news source, we are more of a ‘news commentator’ source. We talk shit about news source, like the mainstream news, but they have the detriment of calling themselves ‘News’, even though they repeat shit they hear in the internet two weeks ago.
I AM THE NEWS COMMENTATOR HERE! I comment on news.
So what in fuck is happening in the Domincan Republic? Well, a bunch of Hatians (Legal or Illegal, either one) are being fucking deported out of their Haiti (Whether they were born there or not). Yup, another fucking humanitarian crisis is on our way (Or has happened by the time you guys are reading this). So 100,000 Haitians are having their citizenship revoked,. The law pretty much deports anyone born after 1929 who isn’t Dominican & there has been some history between Haitians & the Dominican Republic, especially in 2010 when the Domincan Republic was the first to help Haiti after the earthquake & even before that, the Domincan/ Haiti war of 1808. I won’t go into it now, but doesn’t this all seem, oh I don’t know ‘RACIALLY CHARGED’? I’m not one to play the racism card so eagerly, but this one where even I’ll say this is some racist shit. The specifics remind me of a law that’s racist against Mexicans, some little law in a state where it touches California’s armpit called ‘ARIZONA’!
So a handful of people of Haitian decent have gotten their citizenship revoked & now they’re faced with mass deportation. Doesn’t matter if some people have never been to Haiti or know anyone in Haiti, they’re pushing them into a bus & deporting them. Not to be funny, but this reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Springfield decides to create proposition 42 which would deport anyone of illegal immigrant status.
Whether you’re for or against illegal immigration is up to you (Your opinion), but what you won’t disagree on is that this mass deportation is racially charged & it’s going to cause more than the Dominican Republic expected.
For starters, some Haitians don’t have a home there, or personally know anyone down there. This harkens back to the deportation here in the U.S, illegal immigrants from Mexico are taken to Tijuana (A place I personally fucking hate, Tijuana can choke on a dick!) with no money, no family there & are pretty much left there. Either that or they’ll be left in a deportation office, smack dabb in the middle. All of us already have seen the effect that humanitarian crisis left (Of course you do, If you’ve been here a while, I talked about it here on this Blog), this next humanitarian crisis won’t be a walk in the park. If Mexican/ Central American kids are shoved in crowded prison cells, I’d hate to see what the Hatian/ Dominican Republic has in store for their ‘hospitality’.
I mentioned a little law from Arizona, if you don’t already know the law enforcement can arrest you & deport you if you look like an illegal immigrant. Yup, the Dominican Republic government is doing the same shit, they’re gonna deport anyone who looks Haitian.
It’s sickening, the way we as humans treat fellow humans in this world of supremacists & piece of shit greedy fucks. Fuck you Pangea, breaking up & shit.
Mac Donald‘s Trump
So, thought Donald Trum wouldn’t go below the ranking of ‘Idiot’ and ‘Douche’? Well, his ranking has gone lower to ‘Fucking Twat!’ So once again this tupe wearing fucktard announces he’s running for president again! After that whole ‘birther’ crap he raved on about some years ago & his massive failure from the 2012 election, what makes him think he’s going to win a seat in the 2016 election?
He won‘t, especially after his big tirade on ‘Mexicans’. To quote ‘boingboing.net’, “What a way to launch a 2016 presidential campaign! But then again, it‘s Donald Trump we‘re talking about.”
In short, he called all Mexicans ‘Rapists’, no reason other than he’s a Fucking Twat! No, he’s beyond a fucking twat, he’s a hemorrhoid that continues to gush out puss day after day after day!
He’s too stupid to notice, but he just sharted away his majority vote & he expects to win the presidency.
Though Mexicans weren’t his only victim in his hate speech, so was Obama for ‘republicanny reasons (Mainly because he’s black)’ & the Chinese for “Terrking errway errr jerrrbs!!!!!” Yup, he blames the Chinese for getting outsourced jobs, even though he would be on this outsourcing orgy, just to save a couple of moneys. There’s no way in hell Donald will get the votes, no way in fucking hell. Donald Trump has been & will always be in the Asylum for politically inept fucktards, in that island is Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, every other idiot republican who supports the corporate agenda. On the same token, Trump was going to use a Neil Diamond song for his ‘campaign‘, Neil Diamond pretty much said “Uh, no you’re not!”
Neil Diamond, you beautiful bastard!!!! He’s Canadian, yet he can tell what’s bullshit of American politics!
Overall, Trump ain’t gonna get shit! Crash & burn, crash & burn.
Thought racism was dead? If so then I gotta know what kind of herb you’ve been smoking.
Breking news (according to the time I write this) a white guy armed with a gun killed a bunch of black people in a church in South Carolina. Had to be in South Carolina, I don’t want to seem jaded but you’d expect this type of bullshit to happen in a state known as the anus of racism.
Dylan Roof (Of course his name is something as rednecky as ‘Roof’ or ‘Toons’. Only racist rednecks have last names on stuff they can’t afford) fatally shot 9 people in this all-black church & this isn’t some fucking mystery thing the media is making it out to be. He shot them because they were black, he was fucking racist, he got the guns in the most simplest way possible (It’s South Carolina, Texas’ retarded cousin) & the real salt in the wound is the cops didn’t shoot him. Yeah, the time when we expected the cops to shoot someone WHO IS HOSTILE, they don’t. Oh yeah, some dude ‘allegedly’ sold cigarettes had to die, some kid with skittles had to get shot, some girl in a pool party had to be tackled down & choked. Oh, but some dude with a gun & a thirst for bloodshed, nah, detain him. No, I just want that guy to have his nutsack torn outta him, & shove him into a cell full of crazy convicts who haven’t seen a lady in a while & tell them “This chick‘s on her period, have fun boyos!! Fuck this man, fuck racism & fuck the South Carolina police department!!! He should have died, & no I’m not buying into this bullshit “He was mentally unstable, some hours with the psychiatrist would do this poor soul some good.”
NEIN!!!! Fuck this man with his 1998 bowl cut piece of shit meth head, redneck, chicken shit piece of SACK!!!
Of course, the NRA is going to go at it again with their “OBERMER GUNNA TEK ERRR GUNZZZ!!!!!!!” bullshit again & the Government is going to go at it again with their “We’re gonna re-evaluate our gun policy because something bad happened recently.” which leads Obama to talk out of his ass, until it’s all forgetten, then brought back again when another fucking mass killing happens & it’s going to be a circle jerk until someone at the higher up does something about it!
This really pisses me off. Fuck you Dylan Roof, go shove a cactus up your anus.
And now for something ligher, but still in tone of racism.
I Identify Myself as a Libretard Idiot.
Rachel Dolzeal, she’s been on the news & has sparked tons of buzz online. In short, she was a white woman who disguised herself as a black woman & was the president of some small organization called the NAACP (not to be confused with the NCAA). Overall, this sounds like a sketch from ‘In Living Color’ or something from a 1978 Saturday Night Live sketch. I could have sworn this was made up. Nope, all real! I haven’t been following it as much, but one bit of news just struck me as both hilarious & fucking absurd. According to ‘thehardtimes.net’, Rachel Dolzeal has claimed she was the reason ‘Bad Brains’ was formed. Bad Brains, if you aren’t familiar, they were the first all black Washington DC bad to play straight up, White boy, hardcore punk music & they didn’t fail to disappoint. Then sometime in the 80’s the band made a strange transition to Reggae, I don‘t know why & their Raggae wasn‘t that great. So back on topic, you can already tell that‘s an absurd lie. By the time they formed, she would have been nothing but a sperm cell inside her dad’s nutsack.
No one’s defending her & it’s for the best. Her coverage has been a hilarious train wreck that left me laughing so hard. Her little ’I identify myself as black’ was like watching a Mad TV sketch from 2003. I don’t know what she was trying to pull, if she was trying for this whole “I want to teach people it’s not about the outside skin, but the inside!” type of deal, it didn’t work & was never to work. A group like the NAACP strives off color & race to continue it’s relevancy. To quote that one guy from ‘The Office’ “This seems like the type of thing white people with dreadlocks do.” For some of the bad things the NAACP has done (Like elect Al-Sharpton, that hypocrite) , they aren’t in the wrong in this case. But I still have to say something in this story seems kinda ’fabricated’. How does a white woman in suido-black face make it to be a president of a high profile organization?
I’m for sure this coverage was nothing but an attempt to make us forget about that pool party arrest that happened, but I’m pretty sure all of you already know about that.
I guess that’s all the news for now, a mere two pages, that’s five or four less than the typical Blogababble entry. I did this to break the monotony of working on ‘Welcome to the Dissidents’. To all the artists out there, if you’re working on something you know you’ll be on in the long run, take a break & work on something else, then go back to it when you’re done with that ‘Mini-project’, it helps.
So what have we learned this week?
- Dominican Republic is like that pissed off wife that brings up old shit to justify their mean actions. Yup, I just compared the Dominican Republic to a pissed off EX.
-Donald Trump needs to be Trumped in the butt & bitch slapped by some weird guy in a speedo. (If you watched ‘Cruisin’, that will make sense.)
-South Carolina can suck a nut & to all you confederate flag assholes, Give it up! It’s been decades of this shit. The South lost! People of color can date whoever the hell they please! Gayo is Okayo! Give it a fucking rest, the south lost & it will never rise again!
-And lastly, Rachael Dolzeal is an idiot that we all can point & laugh at. The coverage is funny, this is the funniest shit I’ve seen on the news EVER! The last time I laughed so hard was when one of the anchors at ‘Fox 11’ (Los Angeles Fox Affiliate) was doing push ups alongside a sausage packet doing the same thing while a song called ‘I want mustard’ was playing in the background. Overall, this was a heavily racial based ‘News of the World’ here. I might do this again, this is the first.
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Rememeber, don’t be racist you fucking racists.