OOMBAMA LIKEDS PHREE INTERNETS
It is now established, Obama is all for Net Neutrality & this news does not piss me off. Out of all the non-democratic things he’s done (Like call an air strike just to take out a small percent of people who may or may not be part of ISIS). Along with that he’s on that stance that Global Warming is affecting our earth so fuck you smoke stacking assholes!!! I hope this continues, these GOP flabby assholes need to be put in their place & be shown that they shouldn’t have all the rights & that they aren’t the only ones living in this nation. Talk about entitlement whores. I swear these Republicans in power think they own the place & want everyone to follow their (Corrupt) moral code, then get all pissy & bitchy when someone lives their own life the way they want. Gah!!! I fucking hate them!! They are so dumb, real republicans even call out the bullshit people like ‘Glenn Beck’ & ‘Rush Limbaugh’ & these state governors like ‘Scott Walker’ (From Wisconsin) pull. Is it right to call republicans who hate republicans in power as republicans? This two-party thing is a mess, add a third party or fuck it, have a no party. But no, everyone‘s a traditional asshole.
Damn, I sure went off topic. So with Obama’s A-okay stance on net neutraily, do you think this will benefit or will net neutrality be overpowered by these flabbly assholes who don‘t understand the internet. On the topic of Obama, I think I have said this before, I don’t like how the Obama administration keeps on pulling their little ‘We’re so kitchy’ thing to lure the young vote. Just recently there was a video of some person talking in front of a camera & Michelle Obama surprisingly does a slam dunk with a ball on like one of those Playskool basketball hoops, felt like a desperate attempt to make the audience laugh. I know this is a nit-picky thing but on the video in which Obama speaks on his stance on Net Neutrality, the video opens up with a Buffering logo on it. It’s nitpicky of me, but I see that as “Hey young people, look, we’re starting up our video like the videos all you young people look at every day on ‘YouTube’, #YOLO!”
I know I sound like a boring curmudgeon, but I’m sick of everything today trying to connect with the youth by poorly trying to relate with what the majority of what the youth does. I don’t own a cellphone or an Apple product, not everyone is chilling at Six-Flags & worrying about prom, why not connect to those people, the ones smarter than the majority? I’m just annoyed by these people in the media that try to speak to me as a young person & fail so miserably like those ‘Break dancers/ rappers’ that dance & rap about not smoking. I’m sure every American in their lifetime sat through an assembly where these know it all idiots were rapping or doing a sub par play about drugs or abstinence. Sitting through a mascot rapping about not smoking did not make me want to stop smoking, it made me want to smoke more to end my life earlier so I wouldn’t have that memory in my mind any longer!! I’m kidding, I don’t smoke, I’m straight edge. So every time I see or hear of the white house releasing a video of the family dog or both the president & his wife trying to connect with me, I narrow my eyes in disgust. Yet the sad thing is people eat this shit up, they like watching the dog videos while & be distracted while Obama does something that we would be up in arms at, like NSA spying or the millions of dollars that fund the cartels in Mexico!!
Speaking of cartels & Mexico…..
PS: Clinton in the saxophone did it better, I thought that was magic.
NEW NEWER MEXICO
So this should have made news, 43 students in Mexico were kidnapped in September 26 (not too long ago) & last week the bodies of these said students were found dead & burried by a Gurrero based gang who admitted to killing these kids. This caused an outrage & protests, yet not everyone’s talking about it or going in depth into it. 43 kids, not one kid, not one adult, 43 kids massacred & killed just cause (The reason hasn’t been said.) This should be a new ‘non-comedic’ catchphrase that we all should be saying “FUCKING MEXICO!” Though I don’t want to restrict it to Mexico, but the whole world. In a place where only 2% of crimes are solved, who wouldn’t be pissed off, some asshole in a bandana on his mouth & a greasy asshole hustling for cocaine killed someone’s nephew, son, daughter, aunt, FAMILY! These fuckholds killed one of their kin & all ‘Enrique Penis’ has to say is “Hey everyone, let’s talk about the economy.” Like I said before, America is selling guns & funding the cartels & Penis Eqrique is just sitting there in his little (Cheap Mexican) white house twidling his thumbs & fucking with the public. Mexico, it’s pretty much becoming like America & I’m not joking. Mexico is on it’s way to becoming America (as well as America becoming Mexico) & no one’s noticing it. All from the lingo the youth down there are adapting English almost creating a lazier version than ‘Spanglish’ & pretty much everything in the entertainment industry in Mexico is a ripoff of something either America or some other country has done & scored big on. Have you heard of a Spanish rip-off of that ‘Gangam Style’ song? It’s out there & it’s ear rape, just like the original. The final nail in the coffin will be if Mexico decides to celebrate their independence while they surveillance phone calls & call it freedom fighting. Get ready for Newer New Mexico, America!!! Enrique Penis, shut your mouth & do something about your drug problem & pay teachers more!!!
OH BOO HOO.
So recently the well known pretentious magazine company ‘VOGUE’ released a video of various young boys throughout the different years of life crying & their parents keep on saying ‘Boys don’t cry’, now remember that. So it goes from the boy as an crying infant? Wait, a crying infant & the mom (or dad, can’t remember) says ‘Boys don’t cry’ to the infant? This is stupid, babiess cry, maybe if you changed it’s diaper or fed it, the damn baby would stop crying! So then it goes all through the various times these boys would cry like in a doctors office getting injections, not wanting to jump in a pool, not getting into a sports team. In all these scenes the parents aren’t really strictly enforcing the ‘Boys don’t cry’ using violence. What’s wrong with this video Jebus? Well, the final scene is a grown man who has finished abusing his wife & the guy’s eyes are bloodshot, I could even see some tears dripping. The camera pans to this panic stricken & defeated woman lying next to a bed with bruises on her face. Then after that is a woman against a backdrop saying how telling boys to not express emotions will pretty much turn them to soulless killing machines, well it’s somewhere along lines of boys turning into killing machines. SKYNET! I have a bone to pick with Vogue, though it’s not about their pretentious artists or their lack of respect for the starving when they do photoshoots in third world countries. When parents say ‘Boys don’t cry’ they pretty much mean not to cry over spilled milk. There are people who cry over the dumbest things, I was once one of those kids who cried over things that I now look & say “Boy was I sure a pussy back then.” I once cried when I couldn’t solve math problems in early middle school, hahahahahahahahahahaSHUTUP!!! So what these parents mean when they say things like ‘Grow up’ or ‘Men don’t cry’ is pretty much they’re telling the kids to stop crying over useless shit. Though that differs from the intent of the parent, farm parents are hellish, a kid would cry over their dead horse or dog & their ignorant parents would be ‘Man up, quit crying you pussy!!’, just like Batman in that horribly written ‘All Star Batman & Robin’. So I do agree that sometimes that saying can go to an all time extreme, I am of both opinions on this. You know what I hate? When people say you have to pick one or the other. There is such a thing as the color grey, it doesn’t always have to be black & white. So what I have to say is stop making kids into pussies, stop, but at the same time let the boys cry. To all you grown men or kids or even women, cry, cry all you want, cry however you want, but don’t cry over spilled milk. Cry like Harvey Keitel in ‘Bad Lieutenant’ or cry like that guy who found out there is no longer any chicken at KFC. CRY YOU FOOLS!!!!! But at the same time stop being such a pussy. If you don’t cry, you will not turn into a woman abuser, you’d just turn into an emotionaly fucked up person like me J Or you might not turn into anything, I could not find any psychological facts on this so I might be wrong on this whole thing, or I might be right.
THIS MID TERM ISN’T FUN, WHEN YOU’VE GOT REPUBLICANS
So earlier last week or week before (I forgot) we had mid-term elections here in the states & my fucking god, the majority of these people in these states voted for bible fucking, ignorant bigot REPUBLICANS. I hope there are some radical republicans, but it might be a fat chance. I feel bad for all the people living in states where these asshole “Rape is consent” motherfuckers who got re-elected, what a corrupt world we live in. While the smart man’s votes may have conquered the day & some failed miserably, they got to vote for things to really be pumped about. Some states got propositions legalizing Abortion, weed & even gay marriage. What did California ballots get for propositions? Spend money on this, save money on that, let Indian tribes extend building casinos outside reservations, FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!! I still have no clue whether gay marriage is legal here or if medical marijuana is legal, it’s in that grey spot. I hear about medical marijuana shops opening, people getting their weed cards, but then they’re getting arrested just for small amounts of pot. What the fuck. Though despite the government money shit, I will say the only interesting propositions I saw was one for not convicting people for minor crimes. Too many people put in prison just for shit that wasn’t dangerous. Call me a retard but I voted for extending the cap for law settelments involving a doctor’s malpractice, yet all you fucking old people voters decided “I don’t care if a doctor just kills my child because my doctor is a drunk asshole. I’m going to vote no!” If I die from surgery, I will haunt all of you people who voted no. To all you who voted yes & were shocked to see the end result, y’all are cool with me.
So here are the results (With commentary):
Prop.1- 7.21 billion dollars for California’s water system: This proposition won the vote. Okay, saving money for water related projects like dams & water purification plants seems alright. But why 7.21 billion? & how are we sure Jerry Brown isn’t going to make more budget cuts just to satisfy this bill? Oh, I forgot to mention that Jerry Brown was re-elected, but would we have been better off with ‘Neel Kashcari’ (Don’t know how to spell his name), a republican who wanted to extend school hours & who pretty much dominated the airwaves with political ads that bordered on annoying? I don’t know, I put in a write in candidate which never got recognition. Now Megatron will never get into office L So I see this as another of Jerry’s “I’m gonna bankrupt California with shitty projects that will never be completed, like that lazer train.” What a tosser.
Prop.2- Increase savings by 10% for some rainy day fund. I didn’t get this one, first world problems. This proposition won, I don’t know why or what this proposition is about. Fucking legalese!!!
Prop. 45- Oh, that’s the one where one branch of the government gets to decide how much we ‘The public’ get to pay for insurance. I voted no on that totalitarian bull crap & luckily it didn’t get votes. I thank you, the public, for being conscious when reading the material & being smart voting no on this law.
Prop.46- Yeah, I already talked about this law, it’s the one where the cap for hospitals paying a settelment is raised to $1million dollars for doctor’s malpractice, along with drug testing. That failed. If we want people to stop doing shitty things, we gotta hurt them in the money. People don’t like being broke so this could have won. Too many good people dying because some asshole surgeon prescribed the wrong thing to someone or replaced a kidney with a pepsi bottle. FUCK!
Prop. 47- I spoke of this one too. This proposition reduces non-violent crimes to misdemeanors. So pretty much, if you got arrested for doing some non-violent thing, you won’t get sent to prison. (I hope).
Prop. 48- So this is the proposition in which Indian gaming establishments can be built anywhere, therefore ratifying compacts with two tribes. Some arguments I heard are casinos can be built anywhere & it might make our state look like ‘Las Vegas’. Casinos are a Chuck ‘e’ Cheese for stupid adults who end up loosing money on a card game. Casinos are stupid, but if this brings in money from gullible stupid people, then I’m alright with it. Also, don’t Indian casinos get money then use that cash to support their community/ tribe? I don’t know, there might be some shady shit behind all this, but I don’t know. If anyone can fill me in on the shady, backlot stuff these Indian casinos do, I’ll be glad to hear it, though it has to be factual & true. Or if this was a bad proposition & the public did good to vote No on 48, I’d like to hear that too.
Kinda boring, right? Except for the few, but nothing to really amp me up for going out & voting. I voted at home, using nothing but the paperwork I was sent & an envelope. Lazy fucks didn’t even include a stamp. To all you thinking of voting at home to avoid these little shits that sit in their desks & think they‘re all that, you will need to get yourselves some stamps to mail that envelope. So now there’s a new election on December 9th & it’s only one page of four state represenatives, TO ALL YOU LOS ANGELIANS (Is that right? Los angelians? Los Evangelions, that sounds better) DON’T FUCK THIS UP!
The sad thing I saw in this mid-term was not of the blatant political ads on television, radio or online, but of the lack of involving the young people in this election. Young people don’t have a reference guide when it comes to city politics, then again the young voter doesn’t really care for city politics unless it involves the price of everything. It’s sad that everyone wants young people to vote, yet we are not introduced to what’s happening in our world/ city, instead we are thrown in into a war zone & left to dodge the fire. I admit, the first ever election I went to, I had no fucking clue what these laws were about so I just filled in the blanks without knowing anything & looking back I feel like I was the cause of the misfortunes of others, all because I was not introduced to what was in front of me. I feel like I’m the reason why GMO’s exist & I blame all you flabby old bastards in power & the language of Legalese.
Sorry, I’m just pissed at the world.
So this week has brought us many issues, there’s that whole controversy of the guy (Who was essential in launching a satellite onto an asteroid) wearing a ‘Frank Frazetta’ looking shirt with scantily clad women. All I gotta say is ‘Calm down, just a shirt.’ Everyone should be able to wear whatever they want, woman or man, but we got too many judgemental assholes who pick & prod everything anyone wears. I had a suit coat that I loved to wear in school with a ‘Misfits’ shirt in it, my parents said it looked dumb on me, but it sure as shit felt comfortable. All the female readers here, if you want to wear a mini-skirt or whatever you want, you should be able. As long as we’re comfortable, we should wear what we want, unless you’re a greasy fat dude who feels like being shirtless is comfortable, WEAR SOME CLOTHES YOU PIECE OF HUMAN MISERY!!!!
Along with that whole shirt thing, there was a video of a woman walking in the street as she is subjected to catcalls. I can’t comment on that, but Fox news sure is infuriated by the intent of the video. Then again, Fox news is angry at everything, those motherfuckers need to get laid.
Recently the local PBS affiliate (KCET) celebrated their 50 years on the air, despite many changes in ownership & becoming an independent channel. I find this to be kind of a big deal because no matter where in the U.S you lived, you might have seen some shows were shot in the KCET studios like that ‘Storytime’ show that used to air on PBS kids in the 90’s. When watching their special titled ‘Fifty years on the Forefront’ I was spending the whole remainder saying “Hey, I’ve seen that. I remember that!! Oh shit! I used to remember seeing that!!” Also there are some shows I’ve just found out about that I would of never watched as a kid, but would really love to watch now like ‘The Book Show’ with Patt Morrison. Yeah, I know, it’s all going to be reviewing biographies & books old people read, nothing I would read in my spare time unless it’s a biography of someone I want to learn more about, but adult bookworms are very very interesting to me. Then there was this show where this guy tells stories on stage in a one man performance. I forgot the name, but it’s a very artistic & impressive looking show in which Marlon Brando admitted he watched & enjoyed. So KCET has been apart of everyone’s life, especially all us 90‘s kids, regardless if you didn’t live in Los Angeles, you may have caught a show that was from KCET studios. The special was interesting, it talked about how the channel began with young & hungry journalists that were pretty much out there to spread the truth & ended as recently in 2010 when they no longer could keep up with the fees to be part of the Public Broadcasting Family, so they ended up becoming independent & paired up with ‘Link TV’. I hate Link TV, they air the same shit over & over & over again. AIR SOMETHING THAT’S NOT Jane Goodman green peace bullshit!!! Sorry, I just hate Greenpeace, damn hippies not doing anything because they’re hippies & make me feel guilty because I like eating cheeotes. IT’S A POTATO CHIP! I’m not eating baby fetuses you little bitches!! Anyways, here’s to 50 years & another more 50 years to come. And I’m pouring a 40oz for Huell Howser, rest his soul.
Okay, this is going to be the last rant for the week & it’s going to be about something all of us here in the states may or may not notice. THANKSGIVING, is it cancelled or was it murdered? Seriously, years prior all the Christmas ads & decorations & in-store specials began to pop up right after Novermber 25th. This year Halloween hasn’t ended & already people were so horny over Christmas that everyone forgot November is time for Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving (or Turkey Day) isn’t getting any love. Don’t go telling me this is an issue of cash so we as people could only afford to celebrate one holiday. So spending cash on food & getting together is bad but spending it on some extravagant big screen, LCD, flat screen, see through, bendable, does things that a back alley hooker does television? How fucking sick & what’s sadistic is Florida (The state shaped like an aids ridden wang) made it illegal to feed the homeless. Some kind old man got arrested for feeding a homeless guy, FUCK YOU FLORIDA, Fucking guido sons of faggotry is what they are. Suck my dick FLORIDA! OH no, I take that back because then they might actually do that. Sorry everyone, jeezus, I’ve been so crass & explicit today. Well it comes with the territory. And all you good people in Florida who are caught up in this mess, I FEEL FOR YOU! Of all the stupid shit Florida has done, this whole ‘Feeding the homeless is illegal’ thing bites the head off the ewok. One thing I always hear about every year in Los Angeles are the soup kitchens that open up in Skid Row, are they going to open up this year? I hope so, because not only are they feeding homeless men & women, but they also feed homeless kids too. But with all this talk of charity in this time of season, why should it be only restricted to once a year? That’s my question to everyone. Moving on, I think Thanksgiving has been ‘removed’ because of all the scandal that happened last year (Which I talked about last year) involving certain Native American groups & the ‘Redskins’ team. I believe, and feel free to correct me, that the corporations & companies that plan these ‘Thanksgiving Day’ sales & stuff are skipping to Christmas because they’re afraid, they’re afraid that no one will go to their store because then the Native American interest groups might try to sue them for supporting the holiday in which many of their people were massacred. I understand that Native Americans had a bad history with this date, but we as a society have steered far far away from that horrible past full of the genocide & the backstabbing (Damn 19th century white people), but we have steered away from that to where it’s about the family & the friends & mainly the food. I’m all for people celebrating whatever they want & their choice of what they don’t want to celebrate. My second reason as to why I think ‘Thanksgiving’ has been removed, GREED. People are so fucking greedy that they don’t care about being thankful for not being alive during the Holocaust, they want their fucking I-Pad now. Just recently there’s an article about these ladies that are currently in line for the horrid ‘Black Friday’ thing that all the big chains always do. I’m not going to talk about ‘Black Friday’, I’ve talked about it way too much & I give up, no one wants to hear what I have to say because their weak little ears can’t handle the harsh truth. So those are my two reasons as to why Thanksgiving is cancelled. I hope my parents don’t cancel Thanksgiving because Christmas is already fucked, 4th of July is pointless & don’t get me started on Valentines Day. Valentines day my ass, here’s a word of truth to all you kids, The girl or guy you have a crush on won’t like you back. They’re just there to tempt you & depress the shit out of you when they reject you. No one, I mean no one ever walks away into the sunset holding the hands of the cute cheerleader or the handsome jock. When you see people holding hands & end up being high school sweethearts, it’s because 1. She got Prego & 2. He’s got money. I’m sorry but you can’t keep on believing the lie, those bandages had to come right out.
God damnit, me & my crassness again.
If you were depressed reading this, I am sorry, next time I’ll be less crass. We usually have fun here talking about castrated Texas Governors & all that clean family friendly stuff. So where can you be updated with all things Blogababble or Blacktime related?
Also I am up to the third chapter in ‘He Came tumbling Over’, there’s still time to catch up.
So to all of you people out there, don’t do stupid things, stupid people are a cancer to our existence. Feed the homeless, educate the kids & cry if you want to, just don’t be a pussy about it.
Love you all, not in that way though.