Another week, another attitude, another Blogababble here to either take you out of your evening boredom or here to waste your time.
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Patrick Farves (18) asked ‘Miss. America’ for prom, then is suspended from school for three days. But Farves does not blame the school staff for what the suspension, He stated in an interview, “They did that because they told me not to do it, but I did it anyway. They did what they had to.”
Although I don’t agree with the school administrators’ choice of punishment, I can see why they punished him. I would have given that boy detention, at least he didn’t physically hurt her or anyone at the assembly, am I right? Still, it is a little disrespectful towards Nina being a guest at a school full of teens and the question that steals the show is ‘Will you go to the prom with me?’ since that seems to be the ‘go-to’ question towards famous beautiful women. It’s like going up to an author and asking if they could write a book using you as a main character. As for the response, Nina kindly rejected the offer due to scheduling and traveling (or so she wants us to think!! But then that’s just my conspiracy theories involving uber beautiful women.) All I have left to say about this is hopefully Farves isn’t in academic peril, the school administrators aren’t that big of an enemy in this case and people need to calm down when it comes to silly things like that.
In the same tradition of school and BS (although Farves asking a model out for prom wasn’t bullshit at all) we have a story from Vocactiv.com, Headline: Special Ed Student who Records Bullies Accuse of Felony Wiretapping. I cringed in anger from that headline alone, I am a man who believes bullies need to be hung into crosses and stoned to death.
This is from the article here, “After being regularly shoved, tripped and being burned with a cigarette lighter, a tormented special needs student in Pennsylvania decided to take matters into his own hands. He secretly recorded the abuse on his school- issued iPad, and his mother eventually submitted evidence to the schools principal. But instead of punishing the teenage tyrants caught on tape (in this case ‘caught on digital file’), administrators decided to call the police who threatened the 15-year old boy with felony wiretapping, but later reduced the charge to disorderly conduct. He was found guilty on March 19.”
And now I am going to show an expression of primal anger, just to let you know ahead before everyone starts wondering if I turned into Yoko Ono.
The kid’s name is anonymous, no articles out there know the boy’s true name. This pisses me off to the -inth degree! Burned with a lighter?! That’s sadism, A-class sociopath based sadism and I fucking hate that shit!!!! This is the same as putting kittens in microwaves and tossing them off buildings. You know, this special needs kid didn’t go the postal route, he took the sly spy route and recorded these bastards without the use of violence. This is sickening, these principals need to be fired since apparently they are taking the side of these bullying mother fuckers. A sickening fact is these cops could have called bullshit on this and arrested the bullies, but they instead charge the victim with ‘Disorderly Conduct’, the kind of charge that should be given to drunks and Soccer fans!!! Also, isn’t it sad that the American public is not up in arms at the NSA wiretapping every phone call in the nation is untouchable from the law, while a special needs kid gathering proof on his tormentors is charged. This seems like something that would happen in a low-budget revenge indie film, but this is real FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! ASS!!!!!!!! BITCH IN A BISCUIT!!!!!!! I know I’m cursing a lot, deal with it because cursing is normal human behavior, we curse to express anger so I don’t want to hear people say “You can’t say that?” because that’s controlling speech and thought.
So anyway, this is the type of shit that causes school shootings, no seriously, I’m not being offensively funny here. If someone’s had enough, they suddenly see that they have nothing to loose and just pop. It’s what happened to the columbine shooters, they couldn’t take it, it’s what happened to the guy in that caused the shooting in ‘Virginia Tech’ (What was his name? I’m not being racist here but was his name ‘Hong’ something or other?). All I’m saying is NEGLECT causes harm, whether it be neglecting someone’s mental state, neglecting someone because they are a certain way, neglecting someone in their darkest hour, neglect hurts and neglect is the reason why school shit happens. Luckily the special-ed kid did not succumb to shooting. These school officials who think they understand teenagers and kids because ‘they once were kids & teens’. Not all kids have the same home life, practically everyone I knew had a range from shitty to heavenly home lives. So to all of these ignorant baby-boomer looking bastards, listen to kids and teens! Especially teenagers, they have to deal with puberty (it sucks ass), a crappy home life (but that may differ from student to student), and to top it all off the stress from studying and learning in sub-par classrooms (depends on the teacher) and quizzes/ tests that never stop & seem to be the only thing that Districts think will make you (the student) smarter. Oh boy, I think I went far off from the original topic, but it works.
Just to be clear, I’m not putting the columbine and the Virginia Tech shooters in high pedestals, what they did was just sickening and their issues could have been dealt with without indiscriminate killing.
Now I’m going to rush on these next news topics:
South Korean Ferry Disaster:
This is terrible, as of now the body count is 113, pretty sad. Also, did you know it was illegal for a captain in S.Korea to abandon ship? I had no idea that this was a law. To all you idiots reading this, South Korea is the one with all the cute K-pop girls and the romance soaps, not the one with Kim Joeng Poo and the depressing stuff, alright?
Pistorius Trial, Blade Runner Can‘t Outrun Pitbull Prosecutor:
Why is this getting attention in the press? Why am I mentioning this in my blog? Well, I’ll answer those questions now. It’s getting attention because it’s a trial about a rich man who killed his supermodel girlfriend. That’s why! Why is this a topic in my blog? Well, the headline says ‘Blade Runner’ on it so I thought it was about flying cars, replicants, Sean Young in a pinup 1950’s hairstyle, all moments will be lost like tears in rain sort of stuff. I was completely misguided & I am sad for wasting our time with rich people crap.
Cuba is Facing a Condom Shortage:
I know what you’re thinking, ‘Danm Cubans, you having way too much sexo.’ No, the shortage was due to a misprint in the expiration date, causing the company to only produce 43,000 condoms instead of 150,000. So yeah, condoms are everything everywhere. Without condoms, how will people do it without getting pregnant and who will throw water inflated condoms at people? Who god danmit who!!!!!
That is it for news, weird stuff happening, if I missed anything then too bad!! I’m joking, if there’s news I need to be aware of, send me an Email of the link: email@example.com
So last week I made commentary on a list of movie that will soon be available for Streaming or out on DVD/ BluRay. This week, I won’t be doing commentary, but I will be trying something new. Here’s a segment I would like to call ‘Letters to political A-holes.’
(Cue: Lovely romantic music.)
Dear Margaret Thatcher
Let creators make whatever that want, whenever they want & let viewers decide what they want to watch whenever they want.
PS: HAHAHAHA RICH PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! ^.^
Dear Fidel Castro
Why the fuck you want to ruin peoples good vibes man? Why? All Cubans want to do is have fun and shit, & you’re there ruining their vibe with your communist crap and smoking those nasty as penis shaped cigars. Have fun once and a while and shave off that gross, pubic hair looking beard, it makes you look like a hippie.
PS: Did Ricky Ricardo really come from your country?
Dispose of your bombs, hire superman I don’t care what you do, dispose of those bombs and forget all of this ‘Cold War’ business. If not, I will haunt your toilet.
PS: I will not haunt your toilet, but I will haunt you in the most inappropriate times in your life.
PPS: By the time you die, Russian women will become more attractive than they were in 1956.
Dear Kim Jong Il
Hey fattie. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
That’s all for today, if I come up with more things I’d love to say to political assholes then I’ll do this again.
Before I sign off, I am part of a horror anthology with some creative friends called ‘The Monteclaire Project’. I wrote a short story called ‘A Shift in Symmetry’. You’ll probably dig it. If you want to read the stuff that won’t be in ‘Blacktime’ then I suggest you like this page.
But it’s not just going to be me, there will be other people contributing to this horror epic.
As for works that will soon be posted here, I’m thinking of doing something else in the ‘Comix’ department while I gather my ideas for the new ‘Adventures in Pancakes’ season that will be up later this year. Along with that I’m working on an experiment that will soon be in print, I’m not sure what will transpire if this goes in effect & I’m working in a ‘mini-series’ that will be online as well.
See you later and forget about the whole ‘Every other week’ deal with this blog, I’m going to do a blog entry whenever I feel like it, organized scheduling is stupid.
See ya later.