This is the first ever time I’ve done something like this (besides the early Blogababble entries). This is any emergency Blogababble entry.
What brought this up now is as of June 7th, it’s primary election day here in Los Angeles & the days that have lead up to now have been nothing but bullshit & anguish for me.
I got my primary ballot in the mail & this is why I signed up to vote by mail. I talked about this before, but it bears repeating. The government is trying to stifle my vote! Whether it be deciding my designated voting place be located several miles through a dangerous ghetto or specifying who you should vote for by limiting my choices in a ballot, this shit has gotten insane. To all you hippie commies out there saying “Your vote don’t matter. It doesn’t make a difference.” That’s what they want you to think! If votes didn’t matter, then why are states trying so hard to bring back voting to the way it was? Rich white males who have a yale degree could only vote in those times. With all this bullshit Voter I.D laws being passed in states, it’s all the more telling that the government is trying their damnest to keep the status quo intact. Two choices from two parties, “We can’t let that free thinker get all the votes! Robble robble robble!”
Also what is up with people thinking that voting Independent is voter suicide? That’s what I’m seeing, people get this irking expression when I tell them I vote independent. Oh excuse me for not falling into the bullshit of the two political parties! My ballot did not have Hilary, Trump or Sanders, it was all Independent candidates. It’s just another of the many ways the Government is stifling votes. I’m a human being you cucking funt! I deserve to vote for whoever I fucking want!!!
All this Gerrymandering is what has always pissed me of about these elections. There’s a school within walking distance where I can vote, why the fuckittyfuckfuck do I have to go two towns over in a crime riddled place (All you people living within the confines of a thick Harbor Village fence are lucky). Can’t you drive Jebus? No, because people fucking suck. That’s why I voted by mail, & now only one post in social media tells me I shouldn’t vote by mail. Oh the internet is infallible, everything that is said in the magical cat video screen is true!!! At this point in my existence, I don’t believe anyone. I did what I did because everyone’s lazy, it was either mail my ballot or wait until my older sister comes from her job & sleeps & sit in my room in disappointment as the government wins. I can’t let the government win, not again.
Let’s talk about something that not only annoys me, the freaking door to door political solicitors. What am I talking about? They’re these fucking hipster douche bags that have a list of people who voted for someone in a specific party & they come knocking on the door asking whether you’re going to vote for said person from a political party you voted for before. I vote Obama once & already I’m getting this annoying Democrat hipster fuck faces knocking on my door asking if I’m voting Hilary. Is that really necessary? If I vote democrat, what makes you think I’m not going to vote democrat. Or wait, what if I decide to vote Trump or waste my vote away in a Communist or Independent or even Green Party candidate? What if I go insane (More than I already am.) and decide “You know what, that Trump guy, he’s speaking the truth? I HAVE OPENED MY EYES AND NOW I’M A MYSOGINIST, RACIST, SLAVE TO THE CORPORATION ASSHAT! What do they do now? Aren’t we as a country entitled to free choice? YES, WE ARE. I don’t get people’s choice in being offended by who their fellow person is voting for. Yeah, I like to comment on the candidate’s bullshit, but people’s choice is the same as people’s opinions. You don’t have to agree with it, you just have to let them make the decision. I’m not sitting here telling you to vote for Sanders or Hilary (Not Trump though), because everyone thinks they’re right & as I said before, everyone thinks they’re a fucking martyr. Vote for whoever the fuck you want, don’t let people change your decision, it is your decision to make. It’s like going to a liquor store with friends & then your friends tell you to buy some Hot Cheetoes. Well, it’s your money, you buy whatever the fuck you want, not what they want. Your ballot, you vote for whoever the fuck you want.
What pisses me off more about these party solicitors is if I’m already voting Democrat or Republican, what makes them think reminding me about the upcoming elections is going to make me want to vote more. Day in & day out, until the end of this year, we’re all being bombarded with politics & political news. On TV, on the radio, on the internet; IT’S EVERYWHERE!!!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK YOU HIPSTER FUCKFACES!!! I need a break, that’s why I turn off the TV, stay away from the internet & listen to music, read a book or work on shit that doesn’t involve politics or elections. It’s getting insane. Day in & day out it’s Trump this, Sanders that & Hilary that! And it’s become this because let’s face it, the media is distracting us from that other oilspill that has happened recently in the Gulf of Mexico. Yup, 90,000 gallons of Royal Dutch Shell oil, spilled onto the ocean & no one’s talking about, same went for other oil spill in California that just happened last year & only KCAL9 reported on it for a few minutes. All this Election business is nothing but a high school popularity contest & everyone’s eating it up. That’s all that it is, it’s less about the issues, well the issues are on the sidelines & it’s all scandals & dick measurements. No seriously, Trump went on his rallies talking about his dick size. I would like to make a joke about it, but the joke wrote itself.
I can go on for more & more, but I’ll let you guys go on with your day & vote (If you live in Los Angeles).
My lesson for the day is to quit turning politics into this clique, dick size, high school popularity war. At the end of the day it’s all about the issues & in my case, no one is the messiah. Though I don’t like Trump or Hilary, I don’t really believe Sanders is going to do a whole lot of good. It’s up to ourselves to make things great in our life & around us.