I was not at all happy when I heard the news. Robin was the man that taught me to laugh at a young age & that’s saying a lot. This day also reminded people how sick the media is. I’m sure all of us here have heard of the ABC incident, where the ABC network posted the article on their website saying that the family wanted some peace from the media so they can grieve in private, then there’s the banner on top of the site which said “Watch Now: Arial view of Robin William’s Boat Home’.
Not only was he a great comedian, he also did drama really good. Yeah, there’s that joke of Robin Williams doing drama only when he outgrows a beard, but people really underestimate his acting chops. When he’s in a good drama, he’s really damn good. ‘The Fisher King’, it’s a mix of William’s crazy humor mixed with highly effective acting. I won’t ruin what happens in the film, but that ‘s a flick I recommend & ‘One Hour Photo’ which looks like a Kubrick movie. Overall, Rest in Paradise my Friend.
Oh, also watch ‘Club Paradise’, that movie kicks ass.
Hey, it’s been 7 years since we got a SSB sequel & this marks the first time the franchise has gone Handheld. Then again SSB going handheld has it’s consequences too. After the game’s demo was released on Nintendo’s online store, photos surfaced from 3DS users showing broken analog sticks from playing SSB & that raised some eyebrows. I don’t know what Nintendo did, I’m pretty sure they decided to do the corporate thing, which is release an extra analog stick add-on or something like that, instead of giving it away to people who broke their analog sticks. Now there’s an extra 50 bucks being shelled out of the consumer for something broken.
Still, it’s great to see Super Smash Brothers in a new console, with new characters (Wii fit person is still funny) & a new stage editor which should have been done in 2001.
The number of republican state representatives has increased. All of you with a fully functioning brain know that this isn’t going to end well. Of course states like Arizona & Texas are the given for voting republican (I don’t get Native American republicans, or Mexican republicans for that matter.) We’re headed into ‘Escape From LA’ territory here where every one of the people making the decisions is leading our country into a state of anger & fear where no one can make art, the internet is censored, meat is illegal (I know, bear with me) & marriage is fixed like a lottery. If you think that’s a future for us, stick a sharpened pencil up your butt!
To all of you who didn’t vote, thanks a lot you pothead pieces of shit, you helped ruin the country.
If you did vote & also happen to be a stoner, I THANK YOU.
I’m not kidding when I say young people have to vote, we can’t let old people take the vote again. The majority of old people don’t get the internet, they don’t understand that we are no longer at war with Japan, they’re stuck in their 1930's Xenophobic way of thinking that was instilled upon them as kids. So yeah, next time we as smart people have to vote, every single one of us. I just hope we have a few intelligent republicans that call BS on shit Rush Limbaugh & all the retards in congress say.
I’m not saying the racism of this man is a good thing, I’m saying that the uproar this caused was a good thing. This man is a rich asshole & this scandal reminded everyone in the nation that he is an asshole! I know, the whole scandal was set up from a secret recording between his gold digging hussie of a girlfriend & asshole Sterling, but still I LOVE IT WHEN RICH IDIOTS GET IN TROUBLE! Comeuppance motherfucker!!!! This man treated his workers like shit, he’s promised money to charities that never received a cent & he has the nerve to take up ad space on the ‘Los Angeles Times’ newspaper just to gloat how much money he’s getting from buildings he owns. Fuck that fucker.
What was advertised as a ‘Social Experiment’,about people building their own societies using what was given to them, was really nothing but a shitty shot at another reality TV show by the retarded minds at the FOX network. I was kinda amped for this, I really wanted to see how people would deal with their own mini-societies. Instead, we got a shit reality show with people so horrible you wouldn't feel guilt if they died naked in a plane crash. The night that aired I spent 20 minutes on that train wreck. I gave up, then turned it off & read a book. Yes people, I read a book! I was born in 1993 & I still read books! Not on an electronic device!! BOOKS: It’s like the internet but the only online connection it runs on is IMAGINATION.
Finally, something that isn’t a crap sitcom, trite police show or some stupid reality show. To be honest I currently own three issues of the Hellblazer comic book series, so I’m not well educated on the source material. But the show is still entertaining for a supernatural horror show with a sarcastic British blonde & a pretty cute Latina woman who has powers of her own. The show surprisingly is entertaining for an episodic horror/ fantasy show on NBC. I recommend it, even if you have never read any of the comics.
The reason why I don’t watch Family Guy anymore, it’s not funny & pair that up with another FOX cartoon that hasn't been funny in two decades, you get this crossover. A full hour of unfunny reference humor featuring two sporadically similar franchises, mixed into one unfunny miasma of trying to be funny. Fuck ‘The Simpsons’ and fuck ‘Family Guy’. I hope those yellow fuckholes get burned alive as well as those unfunny, hipster humor Family Guy mother fuckers.
I never in the years I’ve lived in this earth though I would ever say those words.
They’re horrible horrible people & the reason why troops are still in Iraq. Thanks a lot TERRORISTS! Terrorists, the reason why we never got a 'Max Headroom for President' movie.
This was three years in the making, a feature length movie based off an internet video game critic. I soo desperately wanted to see this on the big screen, but the distance to the theater it played on was too far (Gruman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood C.A). Also tickets were sold out so I lost double. Still, it’s great to see a very humble man from Jersey make it big from doing lewd reviews about video games. I won’t insult anyone who works on what they love to do, it inspires me to do what I want to do & hope that it will get me popularity. Also I won’t go far to say other internet critics are copying James’ idea of spinning off a character into a full length film, Cinema Snob has been caught in the crossfire of this, but I don’t blame Cinema Snob, also he’s a funny critic. I’ll end up catching it on DVD or VOD.
Hey, all you censorship people in 'murica! Kiss the internet’s ass!!
Don’t put your panties in a bunch comic book people, he’s coming back later on. He’s not dead. This was yet another poor attempt to bring in more sales numbers to the Marvel comic book company. They did it with Superman in the early 90‘s, they did it with Robin in the 80’s. This isn’t new people.
The fucked up thing about this is I buy used comic books from a collector & I saw him sell this particular issue for 8 dollars with the Holographic cover & the bold words ‘Death of Wolverine’ on it. That’s just sad. So that’s corporate Marvel for you.
(Plug Plug: I do a little thing called ‘Comic Porn’ in which I recommend or criticize comic books on Tumblr. http://blcktime-epress.tumblr.com/ )
I put a Best/Worst label on this because it’s sad that a prominent member of the show has left, but I’ m not sad because he’s doing stuff outside the realm of podcasts. He’s got a new show on YouTube called ‘Old Guy Games’ in which he does "Let’s Play" videos on a bunch of interesting PC games. While he’s working on that, Josh (The antithesis to Scott in ‘Lost in the Static’) is still continuing the show (it’s his show). It’s changed from the two guys & a mic setting ,that I’ve been so familiar with, to now an intelligent group discussion featuring four new people. I’m not mad at this change, like mom always said, “change never hurt anyone“. That is unless that change is the majority of republican state senates. I’M STILL ANGRY AT THAT!! FUCK THOSE RED STATE MOTHERFUCKERS! I HOPE ALL THE BAD THINGS IN LIFE HAPPEN TO THOSE RETARD REPUBLICANS!
For Scott, I hope he has good luck on his ‘Old Guy Games’ videos & For Josh I hope he finds success in his new ‘Lost in the Static’ show.
(Plug Plug: Old Guy Games https://www.youtube.com/user/smurray751
Lost in the Static: http://www.1201beyond.com/blog/category/podcasts/lits/ )
Nothing says Female independence like not letting girls solve the issue of being called ‘Bossy’ & instead ban that word. Here’s the question, what if that girl or boy is really bossy. I hate bossy people, regardless of race or gender. If you’re bossy, I should have the right to call you as such. I hate being commanded by people who do nothing!!!! What Beyonce pretty much said was that girls are sooooo sensitive that if you call a girl bossy that they’ll never want to be in charge of anything ever again. Isn’t the whole point of being a strong person to build the power to overcome obstacles, which also includes being called names. And why did this get any traction? Celebrity endorsements!!! Oh if Beyonce says this, it must be agreed with! After all she stood in front of a screen that said ‘Feminism’ on it & lipsynced her songs.
Women of the world, in order to be strong females you must defy the people that put you down, overcome every obstacle that comes your way & stick to your principles. If you are called ‘Bossy’ & shrug it off, you are a strong woman. If you somehow feel broken after being called that, then you need some training. Before I get hate mail (Which would never happen because no one ever reads this crap) I’m not against feminism, I am against Feminazis. There’s a difference, Feminists preach for equal rights & equality is the name of their game. Feminazis on the other hand are nothing but women who say all men are horrible & preach why all of us with penises should be shoved into ovens. Feminist = Good; Feminazi= Bad. Learn the difference.
I know, police brutality has been around since racism began, but the death of an unarmed kid upped the ante on this issue. And the death count rises as unarmed people are getting shot, choked or beaten to death. I don’t want to say it’s all about race, but at the same time it’s very much about race. Black kids get shot by cops while unarmed while white people get arrested armed. But at the same time white people are getting shot too, yet all these supremacist people calling themselves the ‘Angels of Equality’ ignore it, because who cares about whitey. The shootings & protests have spawned off race debates & of course who can’t avoid the many internet posts accusing all white people for this despite there being pictures of white people protesting against police shootings. “Kill the white devil”, that’s going to end up being a meme. We need to tone that shit down to about 60% and notice that for every racist white person that is out there, we also have white people who are down with other races. When we as a person of color turn down everyone for something a percentage does, then we are no better than the racists! Fuck all of you Tumblr supremacists, you’re not making shit any better. Also, remember back in the late 2000’s when a bunch of Mexican activists in MacArthur park (California) were beaten, gassed & shot at by these armed cops? Yeah, that happened! So this isn’t a race thing, it’s a battle between the civillian VS these militant cops. Or more accurately an US vs THEM battle. Our police are bought and paid for by the fucking elite, just read up on the New York Governor & his spewed bullshit on why cops should use force.
2014, the year the airwaves killed Saturday morning cartoons & replaced it with shitty educational family programming all because of both FCC, PC parents & the market not sustaining cartoons (which is a bullshit excuse). Kids have so much shit to do than sit in front of a TV (If they still know how to work a television), they have the internet with YouTube, video game consoles, I-pods that can play movies as well as games & also Saturday School (Yup, there’s school on Saturdays, but only for failing kids.). So kids today aren’t depressed by this loss, only us adults who remembered waking up early to watch He-Man or my generation’s favorite cartoon, Batman: The Animated Series.
Saturday Morning Cartoons: 1954-2014
We fully knew ye!
I discovered Death Grips way too late, I started listening to their music a month after their break up. They are a rap/ hardcore band from Sacramento C.A who formed up four years earlier & it’s one, I’m ashamed, I did not find earlier. It’s hardcore & angry enough for me to dig back in 2010 because shit pissed me off in 2010, still does. Nowadays you can not find anything hardcore or angry as these guys; well you can, but it’ll take more than just a Google search. Hopefully they might regroup & make one last album, just one.
This was recent, I know but it still takes place in 2014 so it qualifies to be on this list. Not only do I believe this is all an inside job, but this also exposed how much of pussies Hollywood is full of. They cancelled a film because a dictator did not like it (or so they think), oh grow some ovaries motherfuckers. Letting a dictator dictate what movies people should see in a capitalist country he has no jurisdiction on, what a disgrace. You ain't no 'murican son, fucking cummies!! I mean commies!!! Sony hasn’t made anything good since 1997, all the good films they distributed don’t count (Kung Fu Hustle was an amazing film). After this whole debacle, I still want to see the film despite already seeing how Kim Jeong Un dies. It’s a tame death, I wanted bloody & disturbing. The flames covered the best part, what a tame PC death. Still, the film is out now on your local independent theater (I don’t have an indie theater L ) or streaming.
How Kim Jeong's death would have been if directed by me: I would have Seth Rogen have a rocket penis & it would blow up Kim Jeong Un's butt. HAH!!!
This isn’t even a ‘Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t’ deal here. Also the women that came out with the accusations have no gain from this, which means Bill did it. BILL DID IT!! I am very angry at him, roofying innocent women, I WISH THE PUNISHER EXISTS!!!
Turning a small virus in South Africa into a device used to scare, distract the american public from real issues & turn people into racist paranoid assholes in America.
Thank you everyone, that was my list. If you don’t agree with this list, then you don’t agree with it, simple as that. Goodnight everyone. I'm sure there are a few things that I could have added on the list that I forgot. Too late. Bye.
I'd also like to thank you all for taking time off your busy schedules to read the online ramblings of someone whose opinion shouldn't matter.