Whatever the intent, please pay attention to the overall intent of this announcement.
Here it goes, I FUCKING HATE APARTMENT NEIGHBORS!
Not all, but it seems like in recent years people have become such slobs, such assholes without any regard to the people who live in other apartment rooms around them. Good god, man! Try not walking like a fucking elephant or quit it with your Irish step dancing routine. Seriously, some nights I can hear people upstairs going ‘THUMPITUMPITUMP!’ at 11pm or 12am, or they‘re moving furniture around. Why the fuck do people need to walk with such heavy feet at 12am? I ask with no sincerity, I really want to know what people do at 12am. I don’t believe goth kids live upstairs from my room, because then I would understand, loneliness & a Robert Smith track go hand in hand with some late night, drug fueled goth dancing. But I ask, do idiots living in apartments just believe they own the whole joint? Leave it to a renter to feel like a fucking owner. That’s what they do, rent. I’d understand, a little, if they owned their home & wanted to be as loud as they can be, but even then there’s a limit to how loud they can be. There’s a limit to how many decibels someone can be at 12am. There’s a reason why some managers have a limit as to when guests can arrive & when they should bail. Just earlier I was doing the dishes while my parents were out & I heard someone (Don’t know who.) upstairs stepping on the floor in a pattern. It sounded almost like a heartbeat & I have no idea what the fuck they were doing. It wasn’t the actual beating of the hideous heart, I got rid of that thing on my senior year of high school. Seriously, I can only infer that the upstairs neighbors are flamenco dancers or are ‘Spainish’ & have the need to stomp their shoes while saying angry words. Hey, some cultures talk while moving their hands, others step on floors angrily, but I live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. So what the fuck were they doing? Maybe they’re Aztec Mexican & were planning on a sacrifice. SHIT, BRO. Not taking the dog out today.
It’s not just them, of course I talked about the neighbors (Some time ago) who have a son who spends the whole day & night playing his ‘gat dang vidya games’. I had to cover the window curtains with a blanket because at night the brightness of his big screen TV hits my room at night. Imagine trying to sleep & having someone turn on the TV with very low volume. I used to share a room with my older sister & it was hell trying to get some decent sleep on a school night while my older sister watched crap at midnight like ‘Sex in the City’. Yeah, because what better way to wake me up than a show about a horse faced woman living in New York. The other ladies are decent, horse face is the only woman that scares me. Well, the guy doesn’t make as much noise as he used to (Yelling at the screen like a weeb twitch streamer.) but the children living in their home are annoying. Every other second of every other day they yell back at their parents, get smacked for that the cry loud. Most of the time their parents lock them in a room where the windows are wide open. Imagine trying to watch a serious movie, then out of nowhere the tender moment is ruined because some kid decided to yell/cry in a locked room. Now I’m not fully against corporal punishment (That’s for another blogababble entry) but good god why must you punish everyone for some bullshit your kid did.
Not only are they a nuisance, I’m also putting the LAPD in this mess too. Every single fucking night I try to have a relaxing dinner with YouTube on the tv & with the windows open, I always have to hear the loud pestilent fart sound of those goddamn ghetto birds (Helichopters) above. Here’s the thing, I work mowing the homes of middle upper class folks & that part of suburbia is quiet & tranquil. The helicopters fly high enough to not disturb the silence. Apparently if you live in the ghetto, then the helicopters will fly as low as they please. You heard it here first, the ghetto is so poor you can’t even afford tranquil silence. I’m trying to get some fresh air into the room & watch a video, then all of a sudden the helichopter propeller drowns out the sound of the TV. It’s annoying, especially trying to read a book & leaving the windows open for air. If not a helicopter outside, it’s some asshole neighbor who decides “I’m going to play my shitty Mexican Akey Brakey Heart song with my amplified speakers that I bought off some guy’s car trunk.” Now that’s just sociopathic there! They’re basically saying “I don’t care if my music is breaching your right for peace & quiet, I want everyone to listen to the shitty music I listen to.” It’s fucking cruel.
If I had money for loud amplifier speakers, I’d intentionally use that to play footage of Yoko Ono doing her yelling art thing. Yeah, music to the goddamn ears, Yoko Ono screaming!
Imagine it being 3am in the morning, hearing nothing but “AAAUUOOOOEEHOOOUUEEHHHOOOUUEEHHH!!!” all night from 3am till 12pm. Music to the goddamn ears.
We as Americans need a call to arms, to stop this insanity, this nuisance, this lack of respect to the people living in apartments & deciding to dance while ruining someone’s day downstairs. This won’t be accomplished if people decided to move to Canada. This shit needs to stop & we need a united front against the loud monstrocities. I say to all of you in my position, we must band together & stop assholes from getting their way. An apartment is not inhabited by one, but inhabited by many. We need to work together to stop assholes from cramping everyone’s peace & quiet!! Ghetto, Middle Class, well not the rich (they can afford soundproof windows or seclusion), we must unite as one to stop the menace of that minority of loud fucks. We as a people have a right to peace, quiet & the pursuit of more peace & quiet & maybe even no drama.
Oh yeah & go out & vote. Don’t care for who, just do it.