I was driving to class through the other side of the tracks when I saw a man holding a sign with a loud speaker & in that black sign was written "The End of All Days is Comming" in a white font.
Crazy conspiracy theorist nutjobs who live in their grandmama's basement & spanks the monkey to pictures of unibrow women telling me that the world's ending, No way in hell I'm going to believe him. Spooky Jesus isn't gointg to resurect and kill everyone, virgin mary isn't going to have another kid to tell all of you we're all screwed. I do believe that our nation will crumble with the way society's actions towards race, religion & the stupidity of narrowminded people, but spooky jesus will not come here to kill us. So to all these 'Judgement Day' people out there, change your gold to real money, get out of those bomb shelters, take off those tin foil hats & get a job at 'wall mart', the world needs people in that horrid place to service america's ugliest creatures & crackheads.
Shoutout to jebus, Keep on building that wizard character chump!!! :))