This installment will be what I call 'From The Hip'. Very little or no editing at all will occur, I'm just writing whatever comes to the mind about a certain topic. So please excuse the bad grammar wherever it may occur.
So it's that time of year again, the holidays! Unlike all of you, I have become very jaded & cynical about this time of year, not because I never got whatever I wanted but because the bullshit outweighs the positive. What angers/frustrates me more about this time of year is the Hippocracy & the lack of respect the holidays bring, more than any other day in the year. But I've spent way too much time talking about why I hate Christmas, I'm not going to repeat myself this year.
One thing I have noticed these recent years is a bunch of people either asking for holidays to be either reworked (Which I'll be getting into that a little), straight up banned or workplaces have already not given a shit & marked that day as just another work day. Wow, that works well if there's a religious holiday. Imagine being Jewish working a job where your boss pretty much says “Oh, well I guess it is Chanukah or Tevet. Well none of those days falls on December 25th, Jayzus' birthday. So you're not excused, JOO!” So basically the 'Murica holidays are official & all that other weird foreign shit isn't? Why? How about turning Kwanza into an official day off? Oh, imagine all these fucking Fox News Repubs getting a stick up their ass when Kwanza becomes a national holiday? Now I'm not against turning Columbus Day into Indigenous Peoples Day, I just want that day to be a day off. Then comes something I feel either actually happened or it's just another memory fallen victim to the ever threatening force called The Mandela Effect, but didn't people (Mainly schools) give everyone the day off on Columbus Day? Why? Of course only schools got 'Martin Luther King Jr Day' off because teachers believed that kids would take the day to reflect on his contribution on the civil rights movement. Let's face it, no kids were reflecting on anything that day, unless they had to write a report on it afterwards. Veterans Day, kids have the day off, which I believe everyone should have had the day off for that, but guess what? I had to work that day this year, along with working on Martin Luther King Jr Day. American Jobs my ass! Working on Veterans Day & MLK Jr day is one of thee most commie things a workplace can do. What about Presidents Day? I think I may or may have not worked that day, don't know why but kids also get that day off from school. Now that one I don't get as much because unlike MLK Jr day, it's mostly about presidents who did one good thing & a bunch of tiny little terrible things & all the other minor presidents are ignored. Never understood having the day off on Presidents Day.
Aside from the few I just mentioned, you got the hell of retail jobs forcing people to work on the bigger holidays like Christmas & Thanksgiving. Out of principal I don't go anywhere on those days because I don't want to feed into this bullshit of keeping stores open on days when people should be at home with their families! If I need food on that day, I go back to the old days of digging into the kitchen cupboards, finding a can of beef stew & hoping I don't die of food poisoning. But I'm too smart for that, I usually stock up. But really, making people work the holiday all because of your bullshit sales & discounts that at the end of the day won't matter anymore. Will it hurt to skip a year & let employees have a day with their families & maybe even open up for the people who don't want to see their families? Why must everyone suffer? Everyone except the customers. I think it should be organized like if a department store has a few cashiers, then there should be a limit to how many people are let in the store. Oh but no, we wants our cheap assless chaps now!!! All of you are fucking savages when it comes to Black Friday, which comes to my mini-rant within this rant. At this point stores should just call that day “Fuck your Thankful holiday, we're starting our sale right now!” This year wasn't even Black Friday, these fuckers pretty much held their sales on Thanksgiving Day! What the fuck kinda shit is that? Then there was the whole working from 8 till 1am? Not to be a messed up Mike right now, but this is why going postal is a thing! One second it's “Hey, we're gonna overwork these people & make them pray for death.” Then one of these persons decides they can't take it anymore, everyone is annoying as shit, shoots up the place & that's when these CEO's & managers are on camera going “I don't know what could of caused this person to do something so despicable? Boo hoo hoo” All crocodile tears just so people would feel sympathy for the same person who caused that problem by enforcing quotas & heavy workloads!
So I'm seeing a lot of this banning of holidays because of a bad history (Like Thanksgiving), but they never tackle the holidays that are called 'holidays' but nobody really gives a damn. Easter, does anybody really care? Not even Christianity cares about the big bunny who poops eggs. The people who suggest banning & do not offer alternatives are on my shitlist. These are the fuckers who probably set up work schedules & basically want every day of the year to be a work day, no rest for the peons. Holidays are out of the question, everyone works everyday because fuck holidays, they just halt sales & production because at the end of the day everybody's working an inhuman quota! Those people make me sick, at least with the folks who come up with Indigenous Peoples Day have their minds in the right place. With Thanksgiving I heard someone online suggest 'Elders Day' where we respect the elderly & learn form their wisdom. Now that sounds cool, but of course you fucking idiots are all “Naw naw naw! We wants food!!! (Rubs buddah belly) RUJJA BUJJA RAJJAAA!!!” Even then Thanksgiving is on its way out, now all I see during Halloween, YES DURING, is all adverts & hype for Christmas. It's sickening. Oh, but suggest banning Christmas for materialism & pedophilia (Santa asking kids to sit on his lap. Fucking disgusting.) and all of a sudden I'm crazy & overly offended for suggesting the banning of Christmas.
Call me a tin foil hat wearing nutter here, but I believe there is a huge conspiracy where all holidays are gone, & the only holiday people look forward to will only be Christmas. Some of them I will say are pointless, like Easter. What kind of adult gets hyped for Easter? Except for first time single moms with kids, they just wanna see their kids in a outfit that's worthy of posting on social media just so they can say “Look y'all, my kid is wearing a sophisticated suit or bunny costume!” Aside from that I can't think of any other nationally celebrated holidays where people just want to take the fun out of everything. Well jokes on you, the fun of those holidays was already removed from them before all of you started bitching. As stated before I truly believe this is all a ploy so regular working folks like me or you or Jesus in that corner over there would work more days without a day or relaxation. Especially kids, I think kids will be more at a loss than us adults who already lost most of it. Seriously, does anybody get Presidents day off? To these people wanting to ban holidays, I dare them to do that to 'Martin Luther King Jr Day' again without being called racist! Arizona banned MLK Jr day once, that is true! I double fucking dare them! I say worse for kids because their Summer vacations are already being cut shorter & to strip away more days off they're basically turning kids into funless automatons. All work & no play. It's bad enough there's a group of nannies out there that want to ban Recess for kids because in their bullshit view “Recess contains little to no educational merit.” What fucked up times we're living in.
To end this, working too much pisses me off, like it does many of you! I deserve a day off without wasting a sick day or vacation days & I gotta change new jobs because this job I'm at is very un-American & their logic is very much bullshit! If you celebrate Thanksgiving or Christmas, take advantage of it because in a snap of a finger all the family that respected you & invited you can turn against you & hate you. Make those memories, hold that family reunion at Disneyland, set up that bonfire, accept those interracial couples! We're family, we all gotta act that way! A few years ago I praised Thanksgiving, sadly I don't feel the same way anymore because of the BS in my family, plus lots of negative happened than positive this year so I'm not feeling very thankful for alot. Just because I'm bummed doesn't mean you should be. Have a great time, make them memories, do the incest if that's your thing! Smoke 'em if you got 'em & if grandma has the good herb, you gotta do the incest with her so she can SHARE!
I got a twisted ass mind. Hey, if Sofia Vergara was my mom, I would think incest is cool.
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